My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

After a long silence, a hoarse voice spoke, "Chen Yu."

"Yeah, it's me." Chen Yu bowed.

Director: "You disappeared for a day, how did you suddenly show up?"

Chen Yu: "I'm not dead either."

Director: "..."

The first sentence of the dialogue and already being choked.

This made the already furious Union Director even more dissatisfied, his face growing uglier, "Chen Yu, do you realize your crimes?"

"What the hell did I do wrong?"

Those present: "..."

"How dare you!" The steel-armored man's face changed: "Is that how you speak to the Director?"

"Oh, then I'll be more polite." Chen Yu scratched his head with a sheepish smile, then apologizing to the Union Director, "I fucking didn't do anything wrong."

This old man, he had a particularly profound memory of him.

It was him who dropped a so-called "imperial decree" above Hecheng, slaughtering hundreds of thousands of Hecheng citizens.

If he hadn't been lacking in strength, Chen Yu would have wished he could wolf down three bags of Dragon Breath chilies right now, take off his pants, and fiercely slap a steaming pile of spicy diarrhea right onto the other's face.

"Chen Yu." The Union Director's face darkened, as he bellowed: "You rebel and violate the law, publicly executing two dignitaries from the Ka Xiu clan, causing hostility between the two clans. You have brought a calamity upon humanity! You deserve countless deaths! And you still dare to argue your innocence?!"

"Don't pin that hat on me." Chen Yu sneered: "Clearly, all clans have long looked unfavorably upon humans and joined forces with the 'monsters' to launch this attack. Using those dead foreign dignitaries as anchors to declare war on you. What does that have to do with me?"

Upon hearing this, the expressions of all the Transcendents present changed.

The Union Director fell silent for a moment, then narrowing his eyes, he said, "You... know quite a bit, huh."

"Whether I killed those two or not, they were going to die regardless." Chen Yu spread his hands: "It definitely can't be chalked up to me."

"Who told you all this?"

"Need someone to tell me?" Chen Yu curled his lip and pointed at his temple with his index finger: "With my intelligence, just a bit of thinking and I understood."

To the side, the young man with a duckbill cap couldn't help but interject: "You're just farting around."

Chen Yu turned around in surprise: "You smelled it?"

Young man: "You motherfucker..."

"Stop."

The Union Director raised his hand, stopping the young man's cursing, and scrutinized Chen Yu up and down again. After a moment of thought, he asked, "Yesterday, after you fled the colosseum with your family, where did you go? Why did you vanish into thin air?"

"We were kidnapped by 'monster' accomplices." Chen Yu didn't even blink.

"'Monster' accomplices kidnapped you?" The Union Director frowned: "What do you mean?"

"To explain in detail, it's a long story." Chen Yu sighed, looking around: "Can I get a chair? I'd prefer to sit while I talk."

Those present: "..."

"This guy is such an idiot." The young man with the duckbill cap also sighed: "Even more idiotic than me."

Saying so, he took the rocking chair behind him and placed it in front of Chen Yu: "Here, sit on this."

"Can I sit on that one?" Chen Yu's eyes widened innocently, pointing towards the throne behind the Union Director at the center of the grand hall.

The faces of all the Transcendents present changed again.

Their souls nearly left their bodies.

"Chen Yu!" The Union Director's eyes nearly burst, as if his tail had been stepped on: "Are you seeking death?!"

"No, I was just asking."

Chen Yu, having already received intelligence that no matter what, he couldn't die, had no concerns as he settled himself on the rocking chair, waving his hand: "Alright, I'll just make do with this one. Oh, right, what were you asking about just now?"

The Union Director slowly calmed down, his gaze cold: "...Who kidnapped you."

"Ah, right! I was kidnapped." Chen Yu crossed his legs and looked up at the vaulted ceiling of the grand hall, lost in memory: "Everything goes back to the day I first strolled into Hecheng."

"Get to the point," the steel-armored man ground his teeth.

"Let him tell his story," the Director gestured to stop him.

But Chen Yu, undeterred, continued to narrate while rocking: "That day I ran into monsters, you see. At that time, I had no clue, so I muddleheadedly sent them off to Qingcheng. Then the next day, I was dragged by my teacher to undertake a mission."

"That's when I discovered that one of those two was a 'monster'! Yes, the same little sister whose soul orb I ate."

"Since her brother escaped and knew that I had ambushed and killed her sister and eaten her sister's soul orb, he harbored a grudge against me. Hiding around me all the time, ready to off me."

"Mmm, come to think of it, are you following so far?" Chen Yu glanced at the others.

The Union Director's expression was blank: "Continue."

"Alright." Chen Yu nodded: "Yesterday, when the army of monsters attacked, I was prepared to stand firm on the side of the Transcendent world and perish together with the monsters. But I reconsidered at the last moment, thinking of how filial piety is the most important, and thus had to painfully, reluctantly, begrudgingly, despairingly..."

Director: "Don't add so many adjectives."

"Okay." Chen Yu nodded again: "Anyway, I just grabbed my family and ran. But damn it, as soon as we landed, we were attacked by that bearded man who'd been waiting a long time. Helped the whole family tie up and took us to the monster's lair. They call it Eden."

"OK, I'm done talking. Got any water? I need a drink."

At that.

The people inside the grand hall looked at each other.

The Union Director's gaze was piercing: "You're lying."
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Chen Yu: "I'm not."

Director: "That monster's brother you mentioned, I've looked into him. Even though he has some abilities, barely able to contend with a small squad made up of multiple E, D class Transcendents, with your strength that can casually slay a Prince of the Ka Xiu clan, you would never be taken away by him without a trace."