Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

The Cow Demon King was just about to shout, "Scram!"

But when he saw that cow skull, his eyeballs almost popped out as he thought, "Damn, isn't that me?"

Then, looking at the guy holding the cow skull, with that shiny, big head and the punchable face, the Cow Demon King yelped, turning around and hiding behind Princess Iron Fan, "Don't come any closer, don't come any closer!"

Seeing the terrified Cow Demon King, Tang Sanzang smacked his lips and said, "Old cow, what are you afraid of? I'm not going to eat you."

While speaking, he picked up a cow's hoof and started gnawing on it.

The Cow Demon King looked at the cow's hoof, which still seemed very familiar...

"Tang Sanzang, a man can be killed but not humiliated!" the Cow Demon King shouted.

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows and asked with a serious look, "Are you serious?"

Seeing the murderous aura brewing in Tang Sanzang's mouth turning tangible and trickling from the corners of his mouth, the Cow Demon King quickly put on a smile, "Just kidding, just kidding, don't take it seriously, haha..."

"Alright, Elder Tang, don't scare our Old Cow," Princess Iron Fan said, touching the cow's head sympathetically.

Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said, "Showing off love, huh... Don't forget, you're marrying my disciple Sun Wukong today. After today, you'll be a daughter-in-law of the Tang family."
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Upon hearing this, the Cow Demon King hurriedly said, "Elder Tang, Handsome Tang, can't we have a proper conversation? This is my wife, I'm not even divorced yet. It's not right to steal someone like this."

While chewing on the cow hoof, Tang Sanzang looked at the Cow Demon King and said, "So you mean, if you were divorced, then it would be okay to steal her? Divorce now then, quick, my disciple is quite eager."

Cow Demon King: "@￥..."

Princess Iron Fan said, "Tang Sanzang!"

Tang Sanzang pretended not to hear, squatting there and continuing to gnaw on the cow hoof, then slowly said, "A fine woman, at your whim to keep or discard, who do you think she is? You don't cherish her, so others will! Regretting now? Too late!"

Princess Iron Fan realized Tang Sanzang was venting his spleen for her, so she stayed quiet.

The Cow Demon King sobbed, "Elder Tang, it's not what you think. I have my reasons..."

Tang Sanzang said, "You have your reasons, so you have to make your woman suffer even more? What did she marry you for? If you can't protect her from the hardships, that's fine, but spitting on her too... Why should she stay with you? Stop the nonsense and write the divorce letter... wait, no, Iron Fan, you write it, you divorce him! If he says one word against it, we'll serve a full beef banquet at our wedding in three days!"

At this point, the Cow Demon King really started crying...

Just then, Leopard Spirit came closer and called out, "Cow Demon King, don't be afraid of him!"

The Cow Demon King was puzzled, "Brother, what do you mean by that?"

Leopard Spirit laughed heartily, "Cow Demon King, you don't know the half of it. I heard some news before, not only did Tang Sanzang impersonate Golden Cicada to go to the Western Heaven to fetch the True Scriptures, but he's also planning a big feast, inviting guests from all around. Think about it, he's impersonated Golden Cicada and screwed up Buddhism's plans laid out over a thousand years, that's a cardinal sin. And now he wants to announce it to the world?"

Who could tolerate that?

The Buddha was enraged and has left the Mountain of Spirits, saying he would settle this matter with his power!"

How do you think the Buddha will settle it?

By force, of course!

Huh? Cow Demon King, why do you look so green?"

Leopard Spirit looked puzzled at the Cow Demon King.

The Cow Demon King wailed, "So that's how it is... that's how it is!"

Thinking the Cow Demon King was excited, Leopard Spirit laughed and said, "Cow Demon King, don't get too excited… this bald guy is now just a grasshopper after autumn, he won't be jumping much longer!"

"A grasshopper? Won't be jumping much longer?

If this grasshopper turned into a spirit, would it still care about winter coming?"

The Cow Demon King asked excitedly.

Leopard Spirit said, "Old Cow, don't get too worked up."

"Not excited? How could I not be excited?"

After countless years of hard work, I finally established something of my own, trained a group of demons, and then one brother came to me because some mediocre bald guy had bullied him and he wanted my help for revenge.

I went with the youngsters, planning to give them some training, and ended up losing them all!

If it hadn't been for my brother's word, I would have been gone too!

I'd barely come back to life and, fearing my enemies would find out I was weak and attack me, I pretended to be strong, took a concubine. Was that wrong?

Who had I provoked?

Then that curly-haired guy from the Spirit Mountain came knocking with his broken bowl and whisked away all the little demons I'd managed to trick into coming.

I wanted to reason with him, but he beat me into this wretched state...

And you're telling me not to be excited?

How could I not be excited?

I thought he knew I was in a weakened state and came to bully me... but then...

But then...

But then you tell me that curly-haired deadbeat just wanted to stop Sun Wukong from getting married and causing a big scene!

He resolves his issues by beating me up and messing up my wedding?

Is that how he solves problems?

What does this have to do with me?

Why doesn't he hit that bald guy instead of hitting me?

And to beat me to death, no less?

He even said if I didn't make peace and take my wife back home, he'd hammer me to death. Is that any way to handle things?

That's just unreasonable!

Talk to me, come on, speak up!

Don't cry, okay?"

Leopard Spirit really was crying, feeling colder the more he listened and wanting to cry the more he chilled, tears uncontrollably streaming down: "Brother, stop... it's not just you who has it bad.

I just wanted to enjoy the spectacle, show off a bit, but ended up trapping myself in it."

Bull Demon King was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Suddenly, a large hand seized the Leopard Spirit by the neck and dragged him away.

Bull Demon King looked over and saw Sha Wujing dragging the Leopard Spirit along, saying, "Count of three is up, it's time to serve the dish."

Watching Leopard Spirit being dragged towards the riverside chopping block, and then looking at his own bull head, Bull Demon King suddenly felt he wasn't so unfortunate.

Then he abruptly turned around, his knees buckling as he was about to kneel down again.

Princess Iron Fan quickly caught him and glared fiercely, "Look at you, can't you talk to me if there's a problem? Just revived, and you're still weak. Couldn't you come to me? Although I'm not very powerful, this banana fan can still block some people."

Bull Demon King shook his head: "My lady, your fan, although powerful, there are things in this world that it can't fend off. If someone is determined, how could you protect me? I'd rather not come here, at least you'd stand a chance. If I came, wouldn't I just be endangering you?"

Bull Demon King spoke earnestly, his eyes filled with a resolute fire, clearly speaking the truth.

Princess Iron Fan sighed and embraced his bull head: "Fool, we are husband and wife; if the sky falls, we should support it together. Do you want us to be like those birds, scattering in different directions when the stick swings?"