I Got Reincarnated As Danzo!?

**Knock, knock.**

"Come in."

The door opened, and Tobirama Senju stepped into the Hokage's office, his expression tense.

"Brother, I apologize."

Hashirama raised an eyebrow. "For what?"

Tobirama sighed, rubbing his temples. "It's about my new apprentice… Danzo."

"Oh?" Hashirama leaned forward, intrigued.

"It's not a major issue, just a statue," Tobirama continued. "But at the same time, it's not a small thing either—it's the face of the village."

He let out a deep breath, already resigned to cleaning up his student's mess.

'Since I'm his teacher, it's my responsibility to handle this.'

But Hashirama just chuckled. "Wrong? I don't think he did anything wrong. Kids will be kids. Back in the day, Madara and I used to compete to see who could pee the farthest. And I won!"

Tobirama's eye twitched.

'Why do you sound so proud of that…?'

Ignoring his brother's nonsense, he cut to the point. "I'll bring Danzo here immediately."

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Meanwhile, on the streets of Konoha, a disguised Danzo strolled through the village, listening to the chatter around him.

"Did you see that statue on Hokage Rock?"

"Yeah! Who put that there?"

"Shimura Danzo… isn't he Lord Tobirama's new student?"

Danzo smirked under his transformation jutsu. 'Good thing I thought ahead. No one will find me for a while.'

Unfortunately for him, he underestimated his teacher.

A sudden voice called out, sharp and commanding.

"Shimura Danzo!"

Danzo stiffened. That voice…

Turning toward the source, he saw Tobirama Senju staring directly at him.

'How did he see through my disguise?!'

"You really thought you could hide from me?" Tobirama muttered before vanishing in a blur.

Before Danzo could react, a firm hand grabbed the back of his collar.

'This is bad—'

**BOOM!**

With a flick of his wrist, Tobirama hurled him straight toward the Hokage's office.

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Danzo crashed through the doors, rolling across the floor before groaning in pain.

"Teacher… could you be a little gentler?" he muttered, clutching his sore backside.

Tobirama crossed his arms, expression as cold as ever. "You deserved it."

Hashirama, on the other hand, burst into laughter.

Seeing his brother's unimpressed glare, Hashirama cleared his throat and composed himself.

"Danzo," he said, adopting a more serious tone. "Explain that statue."

Danzo scrambled to his feet, brushing off the dust.

"First, let me say… I was wrong, Hokage-sama!"

Hashirama's eyebrow twitched. "Wrong? There's a massive statue of you on Hokage Rock. Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Danzo quickly raised his hands. "Wait! Let me explain! It's all for the village!"

Hashirama tilted his head. "For the village?"

Danzo nodded earnestly. "Through my research, I noticed that many of the clans still prioritize their own interests over Konoha as a whole. They see themselves as part of a family first, and the village second. So, I thought—"

"You thought carving your face into the cliff would fix that?" Hashirama asked, still confused.

Danzo shook his head. "No, I was just… practicing."

'And completing a system mission, but let's not mention that.'

Tobirama, who had been listening in silence, finally spoke.

"You're suggesting that statues of Hokage could help build a sense of unity and loyalty to the village?"

Danzo nodded. "Exactly!"

Hashirama pondered this for a moment.

"That's… actually not a bad idea."

He clapped his hands together. "Alright, I've decided! Danzo, I have a task for you!"

Danzo blinked. "A task?"

Hashirama grinned. "You're going to carve my statue next!"

Danzo's jaw dropped. "…Me?"

"That's right!" Hashirama beamed. "Make sure to capture my heroic and dignified presence!"

Danzo forced a smile. 'Great, now I'm Konoha's official sculptor…'

Tobirama, however, wasn't done.

"Oh, and by the way," he added, his voice cold, "your statue is getting removed."

Danzo sighed. "Fine…"

'Not like I needed it anymore.'

Hashirama nodded. "Alright then, dismissed!"

Danzo wasted no time in escaping the room.

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Later, at Hokage Rock…

Danzo stood before his own statue, gripping a wooden carving knife.

"Alright… let's do this."

With a deep breath, he activated **Ittoryu: Tora Gari (One-Sword Style: Tiger Hunt)**, slicing through the stone with precision.

His old statue crumbled, erased from existence.

'Goodbye, handsome me.'

With no time to waste, he got to work on Hashirama's likeness.

One day passed.

Two days.

Finally, after an exhausting effort, Danzo stepped back, hands shaking from the strain.

A perfectly sculpted version of Hashirama stood before him—strong, determined, and, most importantly, **handsome**.

Danzo sighed. "Finally done…"

At that moment, Hashirama and a red-haired woman arrived to inspect his work.

"Wow, you really captured my good looks!" Hashirama admired.

Beside him, the woman rolled her eyes. "Shameless."

Danzo's eyes widened. "Uncle, who is this?"

Hashirama beamed. "This is my wife, Uzumaki Mito. You should call her 'Auntie.'"

Danzo immediately straightened up. 'She's a sealing master and a powerhouse… better stay on her good side.'

"Nice to meet you, Auntie Mito," he said politely.

Mito studied him for a moment before nodding. "Not bad. But don't make trouble again."

Danzo sighed in relief. "Of course!"

With the statue completed and accepted, he finally turned his attention to something else—his system rewards.

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Host: Danzo Shimura

Chakra Nature: Wind (0.7 cal)

Rank: Chunin

Points: 128,800

Skills:

- Armament Haki (Beginner)

- One-Sword Style: Tiger Hunt (Elite)

- One-Sword Style: Flame Return (Proficient)

- Substitution Jutsu (Beginner)

- Clone Jutsu (Beginner)

- Transformation Jutsu (Beginner)

- Wind Release: Great Breakthrough (Proficient)

- Wind Release: Wind Cutter (Elite)

- Vacuum Series (Developing)

- Master Engraving

Items:

- Indestructible Wooden Sword (Gintama)

- Steel Kunai x Some

- Military Rations Pills x Some

- Explosive Tags x Some

- Black Shadow Mask

- Hulk's Underwear (?)

Danzo smirked. 'Now, let's see what inheritance I got this time…'

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