Chapter 35: 35.Two scumbags in the cultivation world
Xu Shan heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he had never let down his guard. Otherwise, Lu Xiangjun would most likely have been in big trouble.
Looking at Lin Yue trapped in the washing machine, the two of them walked forward at the same time. Lu Xiangjun was greatly surprised. "What kind of magic treasure is this? She can't break free at all? This should be one of the inheritances from the Immortality Seeking Platform, right?"
Xu Shan nodded seriously.
Lu Xiangjun smacked his lips, completely ignoring Lin Yue. He squatted beside the washing machine and pointed at the 3C certification mark and the energy consumption mark on it. "Are these ancient talismans? I really can't understand them at all."
"Probably so." Xu Shan agreed.
"Junior Brother, you can already use such a magic treasure even though you've just come into contact with it?" Lu Xiangjun asked in surprise.
"That woman was about to sneak attack you just now. In a hurry, I threw it out, and who knew it would react on its own. Maybe this divine artifact has a spirit of its own."
"I see..." Lu Xiangjun clicked his tongue in admiration and kept looking around the washing machine. Seeing that there was still a plug and wires connected to the back of the washing machine, he picked them up and asked, "What's this?"
Xu Shan walked forward, took the plug, and said expressionlessly, "This should be the handle of the weapon." After that, Xu Shan swung the wires, threw the washing machine upwards with all his strength, and then kept swinging it round and round, doing a manual spin-dry.
Lin Yue in the washing machine let out howls... one after another. Even with Xu Shan swinging it so vigorously, she was still firmly sucked inside.
"This doesn't look like a magic treasure. Is it an ancient torture device?" Lu Xiangjun wondered, stroking his chin.
Xu Shan didn't answer. After swinging the washing machine for five minutes, he let it fall to the ground, and Lin Yue gave up struggling.
Xu Shan squatted beside the washing machine and said calmly, "What's your name?"
"If you have the guts, just kill me. Don't torture me..." Lin Yue said weakly.
Lu Xiangjun's eyebrows shot up, and he went up and gave her buttocks a series of ordinary punches. "Bitch! Answer when we ask you something. You sneak attacked us, and we're already being nice by not killing you!"
"Hey, Senior Brother. We're all civilized people. Stop calling her a bitch all the time. We don't do this slut-shaming thing."
Lu Xiangjun went up and punched her again, cursing, "Did you hear that? My junior brother called you a slut!"
"..."
Xu Shan said helplessly, "Senior Brother, you really should change your strange habit. Can you be a bit gentler to women? I really can't stand it."
What strange habit do I have? I don't hit women who aren't the ones I love."
"What about her?"
"An enemy isn't a person."
Xu Shan shook his head, squatted back beside the washing machine, and pulled off Lin Yue's storage bag. "My senior brother and I have no intention of taking your life. First, tell me what your name is?"
"You two scumbags. I'm telling you, I'm not afraid of death! Do whatever you want to me!" Lin Yue, whose buttocks had been severely hit and who had been spun around in the washing machine, was now filled with rage. Now her upper body was stuck in this damn box and couldn't move, and even the circulation of her spiritual power had gone wrong. Falling into the hands of these two perverts, it would be better to just ask for a quick death.
Xu Shan lowered his head and thought for a moment. His face gradually turned cold. He summoned his flying sword, took a stance like he was playing golf, and gave a hard whip! The back of the sword struck Lin Yue's buttocks hard. Xu Shan said harshly, "You won't accept the kind offer but will take the punishment. If you don't cooperate, it won't be just a matter of me whipping you with the sword. Later, I'll smash your intestines with the sword and let you know what it means to go straight to your stomach!"
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Bang! The armrest of the chair that Chen Lian, the Sect Master of the Huoxin Sect, was sitting on suddenly burst, and wood chips flew everywhere. Her disciple had suffered such humiliation, and she couldn't wait to rush in and tear those two scum of the cultivation world into pieces. But now, she could only watch helplessly.
The others were focused on looking at the screen, all guessing the origin of the washing machine.
Sun Yuanzheng was also puzzled. That was definitely not an inheritance from his sect. But what kind of magic treasure could be used by someone at the Foundation Establishment stage and easily subdue another Foundation Establishment stage cultivator? This was simply unheard of. This must be an extraordinary magic treasure.
After thinking for a while, he still had no clue until he glanced sideways to observe Chen Lian's reaction. Sun Yuanzheng waved his hand. "Someone, get Sect Master Chen a new chair."
On the light screen, Xu Shan was still holding the sword and gesturing behind Lin Yue, stabbing at her from time to time, making Lin Yue scream in fear.
Ye Qingbi, who had been covering her face with her hand, gradually changed her expression. A visible cold current emerged around her, and the stone bricks under her feet began to freeze!
Unpleasant memories welled up in her mind. Smashing the intestines... going straight to the stomach... This was so similar to the strange experience she had when she first entered the Nascent Soul stage and was in seclusion to stabilize her cultivation realm! Someone was holding a long sword and wanted to pierce through her... No, they had already pierced through her. The trial clone she left behind was defeated by Xu Shan. And now this strange sense of empathy appeared again.
She had never thought deeply about this before. She just thought that Xu Shan was lucky or had outstanding combat aptitude. And she might have really gone wrong during her cultivation, which caused these problems. She had always thought so...
Now, watching Xu Shan keep showing off his moves, Ye Qingbi had a new idea... There must be a secret about Xu Shan! Her luck couldn't be that good to just pick up someone with the Heaven's Luck Divine Ability. He had a mysterious magic treasure and those strange ways of dealing with enemies. Maybe, it was really possible that he passed the trial on his own, or even used the method shown on the light screen...
The more Ye Qingbi thought about it, the more reasonable it seemed, and the angrier she got. Unconsciously, she exerted more force with her hand, and the armrest suddenly burst! And the area of ice under her feet had completely spread around...
Sun Yuanzheng looked at the ice under his feet and pulled his foot out of the ice layer with a little effort. Just as he was about to talk to Ye Qingbi, someone spoke up first.
"Sect Master Ye, it's really unfortunate to have such a disciple who goes against public morals. We all understand, but you should also control your emotions."
"Uh... Someone, get Sect Master Ye a new chair!"
Ye Qingbi came back to her senses and gave everyone an apologetic look. "Sorry, everyone."
After sitting down again, Ye Qingbi looked coldly at Jin Yangqiu beside her. "Elder Jin, if I remember correctly, those two are your direct disciples, right?"
"No." Jin Yangqiu had a numb expression.
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Inside the secret realm. Xu Shan was still threatening Lin Yue with the sword, and Lin Yue was just screaming. Seeing that she still didn't cooperate at all, Xu Shan made up his mind. He stepped forward, grabbed her boot, and pulled it hard, then took off her white sock.
Sensing that things had taken an unexpected turn, Lin Yue's pupils shrank, and she let out a scream. "What are you doing!"
Xu Shan sneered. "Hehe, nothing! You haven't answered my question for so long. My senior brother is thirsty, and he wants to find something to make some tea with."
Lu Xiangjun was about to refute, but when he saw Lin Yue's pair of white and tender little feet, which were as delicate as young bamboo shoots, his nostrils flared. "Junior Brother, you really know about delicious things."
Delicious things! Was this pervert going to eat the sock? Lin Yue's tears welled up in her eyes.
"I'll say! I'll say! My name is Lin Yue. What else do you want to ask? I'll tell you everything!"
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