Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

At this moment, inside the Bear Cave, a fantastic spiritual eye resembling an eyeball was emitting strange fluctuations.

With the spiritual guardian eye as the center, every rustle of grass and wind within a hundred miles was reflected in Yi Chen's view.

Yi Chen had never imagined that he would use the spiritual guardian to peep on a secret affair.

With a grand gesture, a series of bizarre images were engraved into the blank Liuying Jade by Yi Chen, marking the beginning of a top-notch Liuying Jade tutorial. Except for the first image which was quite blurry, barely showing the figures, the rest were in high definition.

Even the mole on the sole of the female cultivator's lifted foot was clearly visible.

Under the moonlight, the Bear Cave echoed with gasps and the female cultivator's continuous cries.

"Quickly call Zhang Longyi."

'Zhang Longyi''Zhang Longyi'

"Tsk tsk, Brother Daoist Qi Longhu said that the monks from the Demon Realm are quite unrestrained with matters of men and women due to the harsh environment. Seeing it today, indeed, I've not been deceived."

Amid sighs, Yi Chen placed a filled Liuying Jade to the side. Suddenly, a whistling sound was heard, and instantly, a black lightning bolt appeared before him; it was Miao Zi.

"Is everything taken care of?"

"Dad, everything's done. Daoist Lin Luo is currently discussing matters with the high monks of Dragon Tiger Mountain. I took the opportunity to quietly carry the evil bone behind the mountain peak of the Zhang Longyi lineage and buried it under a crooked-neck tree."

"Don't worry, Dad, I buried it really deep. Unless someone stumbles upon it by chance, given its evil nature, it won't be sensed at all."

"Well done!"

"Dad, what exactly is that thing? It gave me the creeps when I had it in my mouth. I always feel like it's about to cause some major trouble."

"If you ask Dad, who's Dad going to ask? That thing also gives me the creeps, that's why I acted quickly. Dragon Tiger Mountain has profound resources and great fortune; let them deal with it. Dad is a coward."

"Dad, I'm also a coward."

"Then let's urge Daoist Lin Luo to hurry up and retreat! Damn it, Dad always feels a twitch in his eyelid, like something big is about to happen."

Out of the blue, Yi Chen felt a faint sense of crisis today, as if a terrifying danger was drawing near.

Upon an unnamed green mountain, a man and a cat whispered to each other and then silently took their leave.

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Three days passed in the blink of an eye.

"Yi Taoist, you've been coming and going early and late these past few days. What exactly have you been doing?" A purple-haired fairy gazed steadily into Yi Chen's eyes; it was none other than Daoist Lin Luo.

"Ah... ah? I've just been strolling around; it's too stuffy on the mountain." Yi Chen gave an awkward smile, as he certainly couldn't admit that he had gone out to create art.

He promptly changed the subject, "Daoist Lin Luo, I've been feeling that something is not quite right lately. We should be able to leave Dragon Tiger Mountain in the next few days."

"A whim?" Lin Luo wrinkled her delicate nose, yet she did not dare to ignore Yi Chen's warning. At such high levels of cultivation like Yi Chen's, once inspired by a whim, it was usually not without reason, so it was better to be cautious.

"As early as tomorrow afternoon, let's keep things simple. If some matters are not clear by tomorrow, we will start our journey and leave," Lin Luo said after pondering a moment. The purple-haired girl immediately extended two fingers as slender as scallions and waved them in front of Yi Chen.

"Good, everything will be as Daoist suggests; we leave tomorrow."

While Yi Chen and Lin Luo were discussing important matters, a little disturbance had occurred on Dragon Tiger Mountain over the past three days. A Liuying Jade had been circulating among the monks, and soon enough, many copies were made and distributed by those who enjoyed gossip.

The image is a long shot, very blurry, as if taken unintentionally in the evening!

According to a person familiar with the matter who wished to remain anonymous, the sneaky man and woman coming out in the image look very much like Zhang Longyi's martial companion, Zhang Ronger, and her senior brother, Zhang Menqing.

A betrayal of trust and neglecting one's junior sisters and brothers are taboos in rivers and lakes. This incident immediately ignited the gossip-loving souls of the Dragon Tiger Mountain cultivators, and with the encouragement of some interested parties, it quickly escalated.

"Slut, how could you be so careless with this scandal?" Zhang Longyi said bitterly as he threw a Liuying Jade in front of his martial companion.

"You... you know?"

"Idiot, do you think I, Zhang Longyi, am a dead man? I've had my suspicions for a while now, but I chose not to delve too deep, if not for the interests of our respective sects and the Yin Dragon Pill promised to me by our ancestor, do you think I, Zhang Longyi, would marry an idiot like you as my martial companion?"

"Hmph, all you know is cultivation; you haven't shown any remarkable achievement. Even if I, Zhang Ronger, am at fault, are you, Zhang Longyi, completely blameless? We rise and fall together now, so you tell me what to do about this."

After initial panic, Zhang Ronger calmed down, too lazy to pretend any longer, she shamelessly started to criticize Zhang Longyi.

"I swear it was just that once."

"Look at how blurry that Liuying Jade is, it must have been accidentally witnessed."

"We just embraced... we didn't do anything."

"...."

"Cut the crap!" Zhang Longyi trembled with rage.

"Fine, it was just that one time, and in the heat of the moment, I couldn't hold back with elder brother, but what he left in me has long since been forced out with mana."

Zhang Longyi shook all over, and finally, with a hand raised, it weakly fell, and he coldly said, "Are you sure no one else saw it, just a random encounter?"

"My elder brother is a True Monarch with a high realm, if there were any disturbances, how could he not know?"

"Bitch, I, Zhang Longyi, will believe you this one time."

When Yi Chen and Lin Luo walked out side by side and arrived at Heavenly Pillar Peak, they saw many people crowded in the distance.

At this moment, Zhang Longyi, with a Liuying Jade in his hand, was shouting at the top of his lungs, "I, Zhang Longyi, swear upon my character right now, my wife is pure as jade, virtuous and good;

Zhang Menqing, my elder brother, is upright and incorruptible, not inclined towards lust. I, Zhang Longyi, am not wearing any green hat!

They say that rumors stop with the wise, and I hope everyone will believe the sincerity of my words, instead of echoing others."

Lin Luo opened her mouth, but in the end, said nothing, just casting a look at Yi Chen, who then looked up at the sky, feigning ignorance of the whole situation.

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The next afternoon, a group hurriedly dashed toward the distant lands.

With the departure of the Daoists, a flood of Liuying Jade, from many bizarre angles, began to spread all over Dragon Tiger Mountain, absolutely clear, certainly explicit.

As people were abuzz with discussion, a voice of admiration echoed through Dragon Tiger Mountain.

"Master, I'm back, guess who I've brought with me," Qi Longhu shouted excitedly.

"The Heavenly Master, the Heavenly Master has returned!"