perverted potion prankster Naruto

Asia thought her first trip to a beach would be in a swimsuit.

Asia did not think her first trip to a beach would be there to collect materials for something that was related to a perverted creation. She had taken her shoes and socks off, and was reaching in the waters to pull out sea shells that she could grab. Using her hands and feet to root around for them, and Naruto had given her a pair of his shorts, his t-shirt, and his belt so that she didn't have to worry about getting wet.

Naruto was wearing a swimsuit.

"I'm surprised you aren't using magic for this... don't you know some kind of water magic that would help you?" Asia voiced her thoughts instead of looking at Naruto's abs.

Were mage's suppose to have abs?

She was pretty sure that mages weren't suppose to be built like Naruto was, but it might just be because he went out and got his ingredients himself, or he was in general physically active.

"Don't have a good focus for water spells, and it would be horrible if I tried to use one without a focus. Like I said before, I'm not able to control my spells very well, half of the time they don't work, and the other half..." Naruto spoke, before he paused and he grinned. He never got to show off, and they were at a beach in the afternoon. This was the perfect time to do a little magic without a medium.

Naruto stood up straight, and he extended his right hand, before he placed his left palm against his right forearm.

"You're going to use magic?" Asia asked him as she stood up and looked at him curiously.

Naruto just grinned.

"Yeah, and here we go!" Naruto shouted as he unleashed a wind magical spell to push back the water from the beach.

...

"... It's okay-"

"Lets try that again, and put a little more magic in this time!" Naruto stated as he put a small bit more magic into the spell. By not needing a focus of a medium to use his magic, he could drastically speed up the time it took to cast spells. Naruto used as little magic as he could use, while still using enough to activate the spell that is.

Naruto felt an intense surge of magic that he couldn't control leave his body, and instead of pushing the water of the beach back a few feet, Naruto ended up pushing the water's edge back a few hundred feet instead. He created an immense wave that went surging back into the ocean, and he himself was sent flying backwards across the beach by the unexpected backlash of his own spell. To to the point that he submerged the top half of his body in the sand and still continued to go a few more feet, before stopping.

Yep, he still couldn't control his magic.

There was a reason Magic Academies refused to take him, his reserves of magic were so big that it was suspected that no amount of training at their school would allow him to learn to use magic powerful without causing immense damage to the school in the process. Naruto let a seed fall out of his swimsuit and land in the sand, before he used the seed as a focus and took a small potion from his pocket.

A tentacle grew out of the beach and grabbed his ankle, before pulling him out of the sand and putting him right back on his feet.

"Thank you, and with that your job is done." Naruto got out a separate potion and he used just a drop on the tentacle monster, before it began to shrink until it became a seed once more. The tentacle seed went back into his hand, before he put it into his pocket.

"That was amazing-"

The wave came back eventually when the water rushed back to the beach, and it covered Asia's entire body in water and sent her crashing into where he was. Naruto took a marble from his pocket and let it crash at his feet, where a slime appeared and rooted him in place. Asia landed against the slime and it cushioned her impact, and stopped the wave from dragging her back into the ocean as well.

Slimes were quite useful.

"Want to get back to collecting materials the old fashioned... AH!? We are going to have to start over from the beginning, I seriously messed up! I washed away all the sea shells we found!" Naruto dropped the marble back onto the slime and it was absorbed back into it's home. Naruto rushed towards the water's edge where the bucket with sea shells had once been, and was now nowhere to be seen.

Asia steadied herself on her feet, and she giggled to herself when she saw how quickly Naruto could go from proud and happy, to freaking out over something, to passionate again. Naruto didn't stay down for long, because he just put a grin over his face.

"Well, it's not a total loss, I'm super inspired right now. I'm thinking of... a giant clam monster, oh, and it can spew hot gas out of it's body that can melt clothes... and when it opens it's mouth... tentacles!" Naruto pulled a clam out of his hair and looked at it. He didn't need the sea shells anymore anyway now that he had a newer, more fun sounding idea to work on.

Asia just giggled.

"I think that sounds very perverted, maybe-"

"And on the inside of it's shell... OOOOOH! Inspiration is hitting me! It's slapping me right in the brain, like a dick to a hooker's face! Yes, this is it! I need to get started NOW on this idea before it forget it! Asia, I need my notes and my book!" Naruto shouted as he rushed over to Asia, since she had his stuff on her. His book and notes were waterproof, so they were safe with her in the pockets of his shorts.

Asia seemed taken back by him running at her, even more so when he grabbed her by both of her arms and started to gently shake her back and forth. He was breathing heavily through his nose, and his smile with filled with a childlike innocence, but an adult's deviousness. She just laughed to herself, unable to control herself at his face.

"Yeah... lets get to work then, I'm happy to help you."

-Hours Later-

"I failed, but lets see what you can do." Naruto stated as he looked at his giant clam monster. He had used a size increasing potion on it for starters, after taking a normal clam they had found and using the most basic of enhancements. He was unable to make it shoot clothes melting gas like he had intended, he didn't know how to make that potion take on a gas form after applying it to a monster (he would have to put more effort towards that).

The monster did have tentacles though.

When it opened up, a literal sea of blue tentacles with hypnotic rainbow lights showed themselves. The clam monster's tentacles, instead of melting clothes, gave off a hypnotic light to them.

Asia's face grew dull when she saw the tentacles, and she reached down for the hem of her shirt, before she started to strip naked. She begun to walk towards the clam while struggling to remove the wet shirt from her body, because Naruto grabbed her by the back of the shirt and kept her from walking more than a couple of feet.

"Must... be... filled... must... accept... breeding."

"Okay, so it can use hypnosis... and this is why I use my DNA in the process for this stuff." Naruto used his DNA so that these creatures would recognize him as their father and creator on a genetic level. It also made their abilities, for the most part, rather useless against him. Their unique abilities didn't offer much effect on him for this reason, and they obeyed his magic and desires on an instinctive level. "Nice..." Naruto reached up towards Asia while she struggled to remove her shirt, and he covered her eyes with his hand.

...

"Huh... what is going on? Why are you covering my eyes?" Asia asked Naruto, and he snapped the fingers on his other hand. The tentacles stopped glowing with their rainbow light, and he uncovered Asia's eyes. "Oh, I remember, I looked at this thingie and I think I blanked out. It's inside are a really pretty blue." Asia stated, as she remembered everything from before she had witnessed it open it's mouth. She kind of blanked out at that point, but now that she was able to get a good look at the monster it looked like the waves of the ocean inside of it's mouth.

"I did not intend to give it that ability... still, I'm guessing it works better against those with lower magical resistance or those without proper mental training." Naruto wondered to himself out loud. Naruto walked right up to the Monster Clam, and he started to inspect it's shell. "... Seems very sturdy... no, it only seems that way. It's actually quite fragile, the clam's shell is stronger from the inside than the outside. It's not meant to be a defense, it's meant to trap it's victims inside... damn I'm awesome." Naruto grinned at his odd failure.

He failed to make what he wanted exactly, so he was going to have to do some more studying in order to achieve the results that he desired.

One of the tentacles came out of the clam when Naruto reached his hands out, and he ran his finger along the edge of it.

"Is that safe to do?" Asia asked as she got closer, and a couple of tentacles shot out of the shell and went towards her.

*Loud Whistle*

The tentacles stopped when Naruto let out a very loud whistle, freezing before they could get much closer to Asia. They calmed down when they approached her, and instead of attacking her, they just lightly brushed up against her.

"Oh... they're kind of cute now that I look at them. They are really bumpy, and but not rough... really firm and slippery." Asia pet the tentacle when it seemed to like her. It started to go for her crotch, but Naruto reached out and pinched the tentacle to show his displeasure. Instead, the tentacle went further down and just touched her leg.

If Naruto were not here, Asia would have been it's plaything by now.

It scooped the sand up off of her body with a tentacle, and it brought it towards it's mouth and dropped the sand off. Naruto hummed to himself in thought when he noticed that the Clam Monster's tentacles seemed to have a different texture to them than most tentacles he had created. Naruto squinted his eyes tight, and he got closer to the tentacle, and saw many tiny suction cups on them.

The tentacles had the ability to attach themselves to the ground to allow the Monster Clam to move itself on dry land.

"Well, I've got to go. I'll see you later Naruto, I'll be free in 2 days... want to meet up in the usual place then?" Asia asked excitedly, but also nervous. She never knew when Naruto was going to stop deciding to hang out with a boring girl like her.

She could barely even help him out with his experiments, or offer anything in the way of usual advice or an expert opinion. She did kind of wish he would focus his efforts on something other than monsters and perverted things, but it was a unique kind of charm to him.

"See you then Asia, I'm going to make a potion to shrink this guy back down and store him for later. Yes, because he is a good boy, yes he is. You're going to make for a great assistant one day, yes you are." Naruto stated as he reached up and he started to rub the beast's shell. It didn't have a face or offer any reaction physically, but a deep rumble could be heard from inside of it as it closed it's shell.

Asia left Naruto's stuff behind, but she kept wearing his shorts and shirt, since she was soaking wet still. The bus was going to come any minute now, and she wasn't going to have enough time to change, and since Naruto was right there she couldn't just be rude to him and change in front of him.

Though, she was sure Naruto might enjoy it if she did.

"Your name is... first it was Dan the Manphin, Pork the Orc... so you will be Shelly the Clam. Yep, I bet you like that name, don't you boy?"

Asia just giggled to herself again when she could still hear Naruto fawning over his newest creation, and even when the bus arrived and the sun had set all the way, she couldn't help but wish that she could spend a bit more time on the beach with Naruto.

She was looking forward to the next time she saw him.