perverted potion prankster Naruto

Dear Xenovia and Irina

I will be waiting for you at the Roman Colosseum, and I will turn myself into the two of you if you come and are willing to face my condition.

I will chose 2 of my monsters, and one of you will put your virginity on the line. If you win the fight, then I will surrender to the two of you and join the Church. If I win, one of you will be fucked by one of the winning monsters.

This will not be like the times where you just get your ass fucked, you will be fucked in whatever way the monster wants. 

This is the only condition I will agree to turn myself in with, and your only chance to get me. My current hiding place is too well guarded for you to find, and it is in the one place neither of you have any chance of figuring out.

Your alternative is to try and find me the old fashioned way, and I have already told Xenovia this, but I will not be holding back my monsters as much from now on.

With Hardened Cock, Naruto Uzumaki

"Are we seriously accepting these conditions?" Irina asked as she walked towards the visible stadium. The letter was too good to be true, but the fact remains that the creature that delivered the letter was a complete abomination of nature. That was a pretty big indicator that Naruto had indeed sent the creature to find them and deliver the message.

They didn't have to accept.

They could just show up and attack him, capture him, and then make their way back to the church with him in line. They didn't have to accept the contest just to capture him, not when so many other options were available to them.

Like NOT accepting his rules.

"Every time we go after him, we failed and either one or both of us get molested usually. He has, so far, a 100% escape rate-"

"Xenovia, his tentacle things had sex with my butt TWICE now. My butthole, violated."

"Exactly, and if he escapes us again, he will have his monsters do that again so he can make a clean escape. Either we do this and risk mating with monsters, or we don't do this, and we still risk mating with monsters when he tries to escape. No matter what though, we still face risk of being fucked." Xenovia explained her logic behind accepting the terms and conditions. This was the single best way to ensure that he didn't try to escape them. "If it makes you feel better, you don't have to put your virginity-"

"No, I'm not letting you do that alone... I'm your partner, if you're doing it, I'm facing the risk with you." Irina stated, interrupting Xenovia as she rubbed the back of her head in annoyance. She had a duty to stay by her partner's side through thick and thin. "We have Excalibur Mimic and Excalibur Destruction with us, so I don't see how we can lose... but losing my virginity to a monster?"

"Whatever it takes to get the mission done, I'm willing to risk it. I am an Exorcist for the Lord before I am a woman." Xenovia would put her body on the line with no problem. She swore an oath to follow her mission and do what must be done. Her personal feelings aside, this was what he mission was.

Capture Naruto, and this was the BEST chance that she was going to get at that. She would be an utter fool to allow herself to let the chance slip by, even if it meant putting her womanhood on the line.

"... Good point, but still..."

"Yeah, just because it must be done, doesn't mean we have to like it." Xenovia did agree with Irina there, a small smile to show that she had confidence they could win.

They walked through the open gates and entered the colloseum, and they could see Naruto was waiting for them. He had a large smile on his face when he saw them, and he bowed to them when they got closer.

"I'm going to kick you in the nuts when we win." Irina stated to him first thing when she got withint earshot of him.

Xenovia didn't speak right away.

"I made 2 monsters that I have confidence, so if you beat them, sure you can kick my nuts. The fact you're here means you accept my conditions, right?" Naruto asked them as he looked between the girls. He placed both of his hands on the ground, one on each side of him, and magical summoning circles started to appear.

Two large creatures came out.

Shelly the Clam.

After that, a large pile of purple tentacles came forth from the ground, with flowers growing out of the base of the tentacle monster.

"That isn't the same tentacle monster that fucked my ass." Xenovia noted when she drew her sword, and Naruto started to walk away from where the battle was going to take place. She knew that tentacle by appearance very well, and she was surprised that Naruto wasn't making them fight a Slime and Tentacle monster at the same time.

"This is Shelly the Clam, and Tura the Tentacle. If they win this battle, which one of you is willing to put your pussy on the line?" Naruto asked the two of them, since he wanted to make sure that he could tell his monsters which one they were allowed to touch. His monsters would only be allowed to have sex with one of them, or rather Tura was going to be getting that chance if he survived through the end.

"Those names are way too cute... but we're both willing." Irina glared at the monsters.

How dare they have cute names!

"Exactly, we both accept your conditions, and on the off chance that we lose, either of us is willing to accept punishment and you will be allowed to go free as he report failure." Xenovia accepted his terms and conditions, and stated as much for him to register it. She wasn't going to hold a grudge, no matter the outcome of the battle.

Irina nodded.

Naruto smiled.

"Good enough for me, then I can trust you will keep your word. Just tell me when you're ready to fight, and I'll tell my monsters they can start as well." Naruto offered them the chance to do whatever it was that they needed to do to get ready. He sat down on the ground and looked at the two girls.

He wasn't going to miss a thing.

"Ready." Xenovia stated as she held her sword in front of her.

"... Regretfully ready, but ready all the same." Irina spoke alongside Xenovia as she held her japanese style sword up, and she got ready for the fight that she would dread with all of her being. She was not like Xenovia, she was far less accepting of this on an emotional level.

Naruto snapped his fingers.

Shelly started to slowly open his shell as Tura went into action with tentacles flying all over the place. The flowers at the base of his tentacles started to spray fluid onto the ground around his base, and several of the tentacles would reach down and scoop the fluids off of the ground. Blue tentacles rushed out of Shelly's mouth and went straight towards Irina, since she was the closer target at the moment.

She cut off a tentacle when it got too close and stepped back, slicing one of them without cutting it off as she dodged.

Tura didn't attack right away, and was more concerned with preparing his own tentacles with the fluid that his flowers sprayed out. Xenovia took this as her chance to rush towards more slowly than the speedy Irina, her larger sword prepared to eradicate Tura with one blow.

"By the way... both of these creatures have my DNA inside of them, just letting you know. They might not be human or look like me, but they are more intelligent than you would think. Don't underestimate them." Naruto explained for the girls.

Tura reached inside of Shelly, and with a smooth motion his tentacle pulled out a very large pearl that was the size of Xenovia herself. Tura flung the pearl towards her, and she didn't hesitate to destroy it with a swing of her sword.

She was in the middle of her swing when a tentacle thrust into her gut and sent her flying backwards.

"Xenovia, are you okay!?" Irina asked as she glanced over towards her partner. The middle of Xenovia's uniform had been melted by the fluid covering the tentacle, but now that she was outside of it's range, she could see that the tentacle monster had another pearl balanced in one of it's tentacles. Irina on the other hand was kept at a distance by the less intelligent Shelly, who just attacked constantly and without pause.

Shelly was the far less intelligent of the monsters when it came to combat, while Tura was a Tentacle capable of analyzing it's opponent in battle. It was testing Xenovia's abilities out before it revealed anything of it's own.

"Yeah, I'll be fine. It hits really hard though... Irina?" Xenovia glanced over at Irina.

Irina stopped dodging when the next tentacle that went towards her started to glow in a rainbow of colors. Her eyes went full as she unclipped her belt with one hand, and dropped her sword in her other hand. She started to strip herself of her clothes, while the rainbow tentacles started to move towards her more slowly, hypnotically.

Xenovia felt a powerful calmness overcome her mind.

She reached up and bit down hard on her forearm, breaking the skin and feeling enough pain to bring herself back to her senses. She rushed towards Irina just as a tentacle touched her face, and she sliced the tentacle off that was touching her. Irina was already butt naked by the time she got to her, and she was forced to defend Irina as she tried to get closer to the tentacle.

She was pushed back when a pearl came flying at her, Tura acted, and she had to destroy it. Destroyed remains of the pearl went flying everywhere, and Xenovia had to take a hand off of her sword and physically hold Irina back from going towards Shelly.

"Irina, snap out of it alrea-"

An invisible force slammed into Xenovia from her right side, and sent her flying away from Irina and skidding across the ground. The part of her uniform that had been hit started to melt off, but she still managed to keep a hold of her sword.

"I'm at a serious disadvantage her-" Xenovia was grabbed by the arm and pulled into the air, before she was slammed into the ground just hard enough to knock the air out of her lungs. The glove on her arm started to melt off of her body, and she could feel that a tentacle had wrapped around her arm, but she couldn't see it.

Invisible.

Xenovia looked towards Tura and saw that over half of his tentacles started to vanish from sight, and she could see another one was starting to become invisible as well. With a might swing, she cut down the tentacle that was wrapped around her arm, but only because she knew for a fact that was where it was. She took up a far more defensive position as a tentacle slammed into the front of her sword, and it served as her shield.

"Irina, snap out of it and help me out! I can't fight both of them at the same time!" Xenovia was at a serious disadvantage if she had to fight off hypnosis AND invisible tentacles, not to mention projectile pearls. She watched as Shelly scooped up dirt and sand from the ground, and would bring it into his mouth. Then one of Tura's visible tentacles would reach inside of Shelly's mouth and pulled out another large pearl.

They were a good team.

Shelly had a Strong Defense in it's Hypnotic and Long Distance attacks.

Tura had more range to his tentacles, and was more intelligent than a normal tentacle monster. Not to mention invisible tentacles, and the fact that it seemed to be taking command over Shelly.

Irina felt something press against her butt.

"Uh... NOPE!" Irina shouted as she was snapped out of her hypnotic state. She looked around and saw where she was and what she was doing. Covering her eyes whenever a rainbow tentacle appeared in her vision, she started to run towards where her sword had been dropped. She didn't get very far before a pearl slammed into Excalibur Mimic and buried it underneath the giant pearl. "Damnit, what happened while I was out?" Irina ran so that she was standing next to Xenovia, since her weapon was buried underneath a pearl that was stuck in the ground.

She was without a weapon.

"We're not in a good position, but we still have a chance as long as I have my sword. The problem is the closer we get to them, the more tentacles we have to defend from. Not to mention, they have long range abili-" Xenovia was proven right when Shelly shot a pressurized line of water out of his mouth and right towards her. She swung her sword and cut the beam of water in half, before she finished her sword swing and destroyed the entire beam of water with a blast of destructive power. "-ies that keep me from getting closer." Xenovia finished her statement.

She bit her lip when Shelly showed her his hypnotic tentacles once more, and she managed to keep a more firm grasp of her mind. Seeing the same trick a second time and being prepared for it made her resistance to it go up it would seem. So long as she prepared herself for the hypnosis, she would be able to fight it off with her willpower.

"If you can destroy the pearl keeping my sword underground, then we can even the odds." Irina pointed out as she glanced towards where her sword was buried.

Xenovia couldn't move from where she was standing when the tentacles that she could see started to swing at her.

"Right now, if I move, an invisible tentacle will grab me and it will be game over. If I leave, it will either grab me or you. If I drop my defense, things will not go well for us."

...

"Come and get me!" Irina ran out from behind Xenovia, and she was instantly lifted into the air by an invisible tentacle. She made sure to keep one of her arms free, and she nodded her head to Xenovia. "You can't fuck me until you win, and you can't win while Xenovia is still standing, get my sword and throw it to me Xenovia!" Irina shouted out to Xenovia.

A tentacle shoved itself into her mouth, and it started to drip fluid down her throat. She felt her body starting to heat up slightly as a flush began to spread over her breasts and private region. She made sure to keep her hand clear no matter what so that she could catch her sword and free herself.

"Right!"

Xenovia dropped her stance and ran towards where Irina's sword was.

Shelly blocked the path with a tentacle, so she raised her arms up to slice it off.

Xenovia couldn't move her arms with an invisible tentacle wrapped around them and kept them tightly clutched together. She turned her head, and she felt a tentacle wrap around her legs and throat, lifting her up into the air. The air started to fade from her body, and a rainbow tentacle appeared in front of her eyes once more. She tried to fight it this time, but a tentacle found it's way into her mouth and didn't allow her to bit her lip.

Her mind started to go blank.

Xenovia's mind went completely blank when she was out of air and forced to look at the tentacle, and she was left unable to fight back either physically or mentally.

"Wake up."

Xenovia felt like she was on a cloud, though the wet slopping sounds that she was hearing were a little disturbing to her, but she could hear a voice as she felt somebody pushing against her. Her eyes started to flutter, and she began to wake up.

"You okay Xenovia-"

Irina was being fucked.

That was the first thing that Xenovia saw when she woke up from being knocked out, and that was her partner being fucked pretty hard by tentacles. Irina's body was dripping with sweat, and she was breathing deeply after her most recent orgasm. She didn't even have a tentacle in her mouth anymore, but she was dripping white tentacle spunk from her lips, showing that she had taken a few loads in her mouth.

She currently had a moderately thick tentacle twisting and twirling as it thrust inside of her pussy, and whenever it pulled off a twist of itself, more of the fluid that it had previously shot inside of her would come out of her.

"More... more..."

"We... we lost didn't we." Xenovia could see the proof of it in front of her. She couldn't take her eyes off of her partner.

Irina was thrusting her own hips out by instinct along, the wiggle of her hips only encouraged the tentacles to go at her with all of their energy. A tentacle pulled out of her ass as it started to dry up, spent and out of energy. Another tentacle would take it's place inside of her ass though, not even caring as it took the sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, or whatever number it was on from the other tentacle. They were all part of the same tentacle beast after all, so it didn't really matter which tentacle got a turn in which hole.

"Nooooo... cu... cum..." Irina could only weakly speak as she let out another explosive orgasm. She had tentacles wrapped around her breasts and teasing the tips of her nipples, only further adding to her pleasure.

The ground below Irina told a story.

There were gallons of tentacle cum on the ground, showing that whenever a tentacle would cum inside of her and pull out, a lot of cum would leave her body. Irina's pussy dripped not just with tentacle cum, but her own proof or orgasm sprayed from her body again.

"You've been out for about a hour, a little less than that maybe. I did my best to treat your wounds, and me and Irina actually agreed on something. We both refused to let Tura pick you, so she offered herself to Tura to protect you while you were knocked out." Naruto informed Xenovia of the truth. She reached up and touched her bruised neck, and she saw he had bandaged it up and applied medicine to it.

"... Thank you."

Irina came again when Xenovia said that, but her cumming was unrelated to what Xenovia had said. A tentacle went towards her mouth and Irina would have tried to close her mouth, but she didn't have the strength to do so. Her mouth became the comfortable home to a small tentacle that played with her tongue.

"You're thanking me?"

"Yes... you gave us a fair chance. You could have remained hidden, but you gave us a fighting chance to come here, beat your monsters, and capture you. I'm not happy we lost, but thank you for the faith you put in us. We lost fair and square..." Xenovia looked down.

She saw used tissues.

...

"Yes, I masturbated to Irina getting fucked, you were out for like a hour. Seeing Irina being fucked by a monster I created, watching as it brings her to orgasm after orgasm, it's really hot and I could not help myself. Not to mention, Irina was way more afraid of this than you, and she is taking it like a champ. She has cum over 40 times so far, but even exhausted she-" Naruto watched as Irina was pounded from behind and the front. The tentacle in her ass came inside of her and pulled out, and it's cum poured out of her and onto the ground. "-isn't giving up. Tura is going run out of energy soon. Irina's strong faith and willpower is amazing, isn't it?" Naruto asked Xenovia with a wide smile on his face.

The way that even as she twisted in pleasure, the way she never lost her faith and inner strength was so amazing to him. The way she didn't fight the pleasure, because she agreed to take the fucking, but still refused to let it break her was absolutely stunning to see.

"I know, she's really amazing... but you're not half bad yourself. We're highly trained Exorcists, and your monsters beat us fair and square. Where is Shelly?" Xenovia asked when she noticed that the giant clam monster was gone.

"Sent him away into storage for now. He was fighting with Tura over the chance to fuck Irina, so I told him that he could have the next person who attacked me to calm him down. He's such a big baby, he sees another monster has something, and he wants it for himself. You really have to be stern with him." Naruto spoke with a laugh of his own.

Irina was forced to accept another load in her ass AND her pussy at the same time, and when those tentacles left her body. She let out a moan of both relief and regret as they stopped playing with her. She could only give another moan when another tentacle replaced the one in her pussy, and it used the experience gained by the other tentacles to instantly go for the places where she was most sensitive.

"... She's not going to face lasting damage from this?" Xenovia asked Naruto.

He shook his head.

"Her vagina will be pretty loose for a few hours, but it will start to recover naturally on it's own after that, and she will be back to about normal in a day or two. There won't be any lasting physical damage, and because her of strong willpower, she won't break. She'll come back from this stronger than before, and next time, you too." Naruto stated as he looked at Xenovia with nothing but respect as well. He extended his hand to her, and she was confused for a moment, but took it as he stood up and got her to her feet as well.

"You're a pervert."

"I am a pervert, but I'm the pervert that you want to catch, so I'm going to be prepared for the next time we face off. My monsters and potions, against your swordsmanship and guts."

Tura was about done with Irina.

He only had 6 tentacles left.

Irina could only see the number of tentacles left, her eyes slightly glazed over from pleasure, but as she saw the end in sight, she couldn't help herself but to smile that it was almost over.

'Just a couple more, and I won't have to fight this amazi... I won't have to fight this wonderfu... I won't have to resist this aweso... I... I can't help it. I refuse to submit, but I can't hide it. They feel amazing fucking me. This won't break me... I am Irina Shidou, not some tentacle whore. Next time, next time I will win... and if I lose Xenovia is taking her turn. I'm not going to be the one up here next time.' Irina swore to herself as she got a tentacle in her mouth, ass, and pussy all at the same time.

Good.

The more of them fucking her, the faster the monster would use up the tentacles that it had left on her. If it did this to her again, then after the next round of fucking, she would be done with all of this. She could go home and clean all of the cum off of her body and OUT of her body, and then she could complain to Xenovia about it for the rest of the night.

No.

She was going to demand that Xenovia clean her body for her, since she had been knocked out cold and wasn't in the running to be the one up in the air getting fucked like this.

"I'm sorry Irina, next time if we lose, I promise that it will be me taking your place. That said, next time we won't lose, I'm sure of it." Xenovia assured Irina, who looked down towards her, and even with her glazed over eyes, her eyes had a fire in them at Xenovia's words. The two women exchanged glances.

"I look forward to it, now that I've gotten all this information about Tura's abilities and sexual skills, I have a ton of data to work with in improving him further. I should really work on his stamina, since he is going to die when he runs out of magical energy... got to make a potion to fix that." Naruto was already writing down even more information for what he planned on doing to improve Tura and make Tura the Tentacle the 2nd, or create an entirely new and improved version of Tura.

"I... hate... you..." Irina stated when the tentacle pulled out of her cum filled mouth. She spat it in Naruto's direction, but he just pulled out a jar and caught it all, before he put a cork on the jar. '...Next time, I'm going to get my revenge and lose... I mean win... I'm going to winso I don't have to go through this again.' Irina thought to herself.

She refused to submit to this, even mentally.

She didn't care how many times she came, she was going to get stronger and win next time, so that she could complete the mission and make ALL of this worth it.

Irina came a total of 54 times by the time Tura the Tentacle was done with her.