Naruto: Winds and Changes

Naruto ducked under Tsunade's finger and came in, smashing Tsunade in the stomach with a double punch. The legendary healer grunted in pain as she skidded across the ground. The kid hit far harder then she thought he would.

"Looks like the first hit goes to me," Naruto gave her a vicious and bloodthirsty grin. "I have to say for being one of the three Sannin you really suck. I guess your title of legendary sucker isn't just about how shitty you are at gambling."

Tsunade glared at Naruto as she finished healing her bruised stomach. As soon as she was finished she rushed at Naruto. Said blond watched her, despite being out of practice she was still decently fast and he knew that if she got even one hit on him, even if it was from just a finger, he would lose.

Timing himself to her attack Naruto waited until she had lashed out, using a minimal amount of effort to move her hand past his head. It was then that he came in with another punch, but this time Tsunade had sobered up enough that she reacted on instinct.

She swatted his attack out of the way with her other hand, before finger flicking him. However, much like last time Naruto merely disappeared in a puff of smoke, revealing himself to be a Kage Bunshin.

It was then she felt someone behind her and saw another shock, a spinning purple? ball of energy that she could name from a mile away was in Naruto's hand as he charged at her. Acting quickly she smashed her finger on the ground and created a fissure that tripped Naruto up, causing the Rasengan in his hand to smash into the ground where it formed a ring, showing that the blond had yet to master the technique.

"I take it you taught him that move Jiraiya," Tsunade turned a glare on the white haired man.

Jiraiya shrugged, "Well of course I did. He's my apprentice isn't he? That kind of implies I need to teach him something."

Tsunade scoffed, "We all know that only you and the Yondaime can use that technique. Teaching it to some kid who has no chance of actually learning it is just stupid."

Before Jiraiya could open his mouth to respond Naruto decided to get back into the picture, "You think so huh? That just goes to show you what you know. I'll have this technique mastered in no time flat. Just you watch hag!"

Tsunade glared at the hag comment before grinning, "Then why don't we have a little wager? If you can master that technique in three days, not only will I come back with you to be Hokage and admit that you've got what it takes to be my successor, but I'll also give you this necklace." Tsunade took a necklace with a green gem out of her shirt.

"And if I lose?"

Tsunade thought about it for a moment before grinning, "You will give up on your dream of being Hokage, give me all of your money and go back to Konoha emptyhanded."

Naruto frowned, he wasn't much for jewelry. The only thing he wore was the necklace Haku had given him. However, as he looked at the necklace he felt something call out to him. "Alright, you've got yourself a deal lady; I'll have this technique down in three days. Be sure to pack your bags in that time because I'm not going to lose!"

"Hey gaki where are you going?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto started stomping off.

Naruto stopped and turned his head to his sensei, "I'm going to start training."

"Gaki, it's the middle of the night. Let's find a hotel, you can train tomorrow," Jiriaya countered with a shake of his head.

Naruto frowned for a moment before sighing, he was not really tired but the man did have a point. "Alright fine, but if I'm gonna miss out on training thanks to this, I expect you to wake up bright and early tomorrow to help me."

Jiraiya rolled his eyes, "Alright gaki, you got yourself a deal."

"I suggest you don't get yourself too comfortable here hag," Naruto looked at Tsunade. "Given your shitty luck and the fact that I've never lost a bet, you can be sure as hell I won't lose to you here."

Omake: What would happen if Sasuke never showed up to fight Itachi.

"Well, I have to at least admit that I'm impressed you were able to land a hit on me gaki and to withstand a smack from Samehada, you must have impressive pain tolerance." Kisame said before he turned look at his silent partner, "Oi, Itachi! Weren't we told this kid was the dead last of his class or something!"

"Dead last?" Naruto asked with a laugh, despite the small wince of pain it earned him from his still sore ribs, "Your intel agent obviously sucks balls if that's what he got. His information is about six months out of date."

"You do seem to be more skilled now. However even with your recent increase in skill it will not be enough to deal with us," Itachi said as he looked at the blond Genin.

"Heh, you think so huh?" asked Naruto with a smirk on his face.

That smirk gave Itachi an ominous feeling.

Naruto brought his hands up in a ram seal and gave the two S ranked criminals an insane looking grin, "I'm going to beat the both of you in just one technique. I really didn't want to use this but it seems you've left me know choice." A purple aura of youki formed around the blond shinobi, "Behold! My ultimate jutsu!"

Both Itachi and Kisame tensed as they felt the powerful chakra surrounding Naruto, however curiosity kept them from attacking. What could be so powerful that it could defeat two S-ranked ninja? What technique could a mere Genin know that could beat people of their caliber? What could-

"Harem No Jutsu!"

"What!" Itachi and Kisame both asked as they were surrounded by a large puff of smoke. And when the smoke cleared…

…they were suddenly assaulted by hundreds of beautiful teenage blond girls who began rubbing themselves against the pair of now stiff shinobi, whispering seductively in their ear as they described many of the Icha Icha scenes from the first three books of the series.

Oh, and they were completely naked.

Now, both Itachi and Kisame had always had good control over themselves. Itachi was well known for his cold, nearly dead personality and Kisame, while known to be violent and bloodthirsty knew how to keep himself in check.

However both of them were still men, and still had the same urges that all men had.

And having Kami-only knew how many hot blond female bodies pressed up against them was too much for them, or any man to take.

Thus the pair were blown backwards with a pair of nose bleeds of such epic proportion that they ended up dying from blood loss.

A puff of smoke later and all the blonds disappeared, leaving only Naruto standing there and scratching the back of his head in a confused manner.

"Huh, I guess that technique really is the deadliest jutsu known to man."

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