[Naruto] Saga of Tanya the Kunoichi

"Nii-san. Show some respect. He is my teammate and older than you". Her words were cold and strict. Naruto almost shrank a little. Though pouting, he still had to nod.

Daichi snorted, smirking with a grinning grin as Naruto couldn't help but show some respect towards him. He can hear Naruto's grumbling but it sounds nice to his ears for this brat to learn his place.

"Introduce yourself to Daichi", Tanya crossed her arms, her glare still sharp as always. Daichi was her coworker and a visitor. Naruto should have common courtesy to be respectful.

'Fine… I am Uzumaki Naruto. Tsu-chan's brother…', he reluctantly introduced to Daichi. Not liking this ikemen already.

'Heh. I know. You are really different to your little sister. I feel like talking to a brat when it's you. Your sis feels like an adult compared to you', Daichi mocked with pleasure, feeling good at bullying the cute boy.

'Grr… I am not a kid! You- you ossan!'.

'I am only 16 this year okay! Where is the old man?', Daichi raised his hand over his eyes, looking around the room for the old man in question in sarcasm.

"Senpai, stop teasing my brother. You are acting like a child yourself…". Tanya sighed in exasperation.

'See! Tsu-chan's right!', Naruto quickly supported his little sister.

'Sheesh. Fine. Go hide behind your little sister~ what man hide behind their little sister~ you must have no balls~ huhu~'. Daichi continued having his fun, poking at Naruto. He even flicked his tongue out.

'Teme! I have balls!', Naruto launched an attack towards Daichi, which Daichi just slapped away casually in laughter. It was funny to tease the little boy.

'Oh really? Come show me then! Hehe I bet they are small!'.

'TEME! ITS BIG OKAY! I WILL SHOW YOU!'. Naruto was about to take off his pants for real.

'EW NO I LIKE GIRLS! Tsuyu! Helppp! Your bro is flashing me!'. Daichi covered his body, his expression was in horror as if he was a pure maiden being stalked by a predator.

'TEME! I LIKE GIRLS! I LIKE SAKURA-CHAN!!!', Naruto blushed in shame and anger.

'Ho. I bet she doesn't like you. Haha'.

'TEMEEEE!!! You shitty old man!!! I bet you never had a girlfriend!!!'. Naruto felt even angrier with how close it hit to home.

'Oi oi. I had my fair share of girls okay! My handsome face catch lots!', Daichi snorted, using his finger to draw down his jawline while making a chad expression.

These noisy children… the veins on Tanya's forehead were bulging in a headache from the noises from the two children, one short and one tall, and the content of their conversation was far from appropriate nor mature. They were engaging in a form of fight as if to see who was more childish. Though Daichi was winning.

Daichi swatted Naruto's attacks like flies, though he was quite impressed given that Naruto was not even a graduate. But given his little sister was already a Chunin in terms of her abilities, it wasn't that surprising..

'Hahaha. You aren't bad at all honestly. Your sister must have taught you well. You would pass as a genin already'. Daichi spoke something positive at last.

'Hmph! Of course! I will even become the future Hokage! Believe it!', Naruto said proudly.

Daichi snorted and laughed louder; he almost lost his breath trying to control them.

'HAHAHA. Hokage? Really? Once you do, make sure to put in your biography that you burned down your house! HAHAHAH'. Daichi wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes.

'TEME!!!', Naruto continued his attacks. He disliked being looked down on most!

Tanya turned her body towards her bedroom, entered, and closed the door, not wanting to care anymore. Daichi's seniority had dropped multiple levels, seeing him being even more childish than Naruto.

Tanya took a book she had not finished reading from the shelf, opening up to a page she left a bookmark on, and rested on her bed. It was regarding the economy of Land of Earth. They were the major producer and exporter of ores among the Great Nations. And it seems their economy was centered around that. They did not diversify their economy much; and apparently a lot of their investment was into the military, given the pressure from Sunagakure that constantly needed resources and had risk of waging wars to other nations. Since Konoha was stronger, they would prefer to snatch lands from the Land of Earth instead to avoid losses. And they know Konoha (or Hiruzen in particular) was not land-hungry and would not take advantage of a war between Suna and Iwa if that happened.

But in Tanya's imagination, if Suna and Iwa fought, Danzo-sama would certainly have preferred for Konoha to take the chance on their already weakened battle force to eliminate their threat once and for all.

If anything, Suna did not wage war against Iwa due to that risk of Konoha taking advantage. And even if war did happen, both parties would not be willing to lose too much battle force, and the war would be a controlled one.

Tanya read the account of the traveler on Land of Earth can make many deductions and politics of the country. She can almost see similarities of them to the Soviet Union back in her 1st life before it collapsed. Though fortunately, they weren't commy. Otherwise, they would have long fallen. 

Tanya continued her reading in peace… as the sunlight changed it's color to an orange hue, she noticed a lot of time had passed, and she had to make dinner. She also wondered what the two children were up to.

As she turned the knob of her door and opened them…

'Mmhh~ oniichann~', a tall pig-tailed blondy with big blue eyes looked at Daichi like a puppy. Her figure was voluptuous, her skin smooth and cute, the big melons with not a single thread covering them, and her alluring voice caused lesbians and straight men to lose their minds.

'Daichi oniichan…~'. Naruko whined towards Daichi, showing him his powerful Transformation Jutsu. Her bright blue eyes winked slowly, and her long eyelashes fluttered as she pouted her soft pink lips.

'UUOWWHH… OOHH.. GOD DAMN… OOOHH- t-turn around… yeahh… yeah like that… UOGH…that A**! Say my name… oohh… UOH… TW*** IT! YEAHHH!', Daichi was panting, his body was moving closer and closer to Naruko. His blood pooling in his crotch, forming an obvious obscene scene. His nose was bleeding, and his eyes were bloodshot from the 18+ scene that might as well be p***.

Tsuyu stood there, watching all this with her eyes. Oh, how my eyes were tainted. How her sanity and intellect were challenged and reduced to mush.

This was her first time seeing and knowing that Naruto had a talent in Transformation Jutsu - though what he did with it was so obscene, so humiliating, so degrading, so inappropriate, her scalp went numb. The scene in front of her was so out of her mind that her brain short-circuited. Unlike in the Naruto show where smokes were there to cover Naruko at the most important parts for viewers, in Tanya's view, it was a completely fully naked Naruko moving around enticingly trying to defeat Daichi. Of course, Naruto had practiced on Kiba the most, and Kiba would improve them here and there. It was not something Naruto ever showed Tsuyu, though. For obvious reasons…

Slowly, she grab ahold the door knob, slowly closing the door as she returned to her room to continue her reading trying to cope with whatever that was that she saw.

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I need to teach Naruto about sex education… and teach him a lesson.

Tanya regained her composure after a few minutes. She thought to herself, her blue eyes already turned into an abyss; containing hidden wrath and anger. And that includes Daichi, for being such a bad influence on her brother. Daichi's seniority dropped so low that he was now like a bug under Tanya's feet at this point.

Both of the children outside suddenly felt an aura of danger heavily threatening them, causing the two to shiver and stop playing.

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