Naruto death agent

Ichiraku post: After noon hours

After training Naruto bought Hinata the cinnamon buns as they had to separate when Hinata's former caretaker appeared letting her know she had a meeting with her father and should be going to see him. As he entered the place, Naruto decided to visit his favorite food stand since he hadn't visited before the Wave mission. He saw Ayame serving a group of 3 people, at the table one meter from him. As he took a sit on the benches, but still managed to overhear the conversation of the other customers. "Hey cutie, how about after you finish your shift you come and join us? I can assure you that you will have fun with us," said a man with black hair in his 30s with a poorly groomed beard and wearing dirty clothes, giving Ayame a lustful look. 

Naruto could smell the scent of alcohol and blood coming from the man and the rest of his group. Making him suspicious of how strong the entire group smelled. "If you're not going to order anything else then I'm leaving," she said, ignoring the guy's words and placing a couple of beers on his table The man just frowned and took Ayame by the arm, preventing her from leaving. "I think you didn't understand me, you'll go with us one way or another AAAAAHHHH!!!" The man shouted as he felt his forearm being crushed. 

She turned her head to see Naruto his hand around her forearm as he applied more pressure to the grip, while he had the brunette in a protective grip which made her blush slightly at having the blonde so close to her. "You know there are two things I hate in this world: arrogant people" Nareleased the man and grabbed him y his clothes, lifting him off the ground "And idiots like you," he said as his eyes sparkled with anger. The other men were about to get up when they felt a kunai to their necks turning a little they saw a clone and a silver-haired man. "Stay out of this no one likes a party pooper." said the silver-haired man. 

"Now I'll give you about 5 seconds to get your disgusting presence out of this place before I have to return you in a body bag," Naruto said, causing the man to become scared when he saw the blonde's cold blue eyes that promised pain. The bald man obeyed and together with his other accomplices began to leave the premises, but not before the apparent leader gave him a look that said revenge and then left. Kakashi looked on as Naruto looked into Ayame's eyes "Are you okay Ayame-chan," said the Uzumaki as he held her in his grip Ayame was lost for a few moments at the blonde's touch. Hello earth to Ayame-chan" Naruto said moving his hand in front of the brunette's face. 

Ayame recovered and came back from her little world to answer the question. "AH, Yes, yes that's fine," said the brunette with a nervous smile as she saw herself trapped while she was lost in the clouds "Thank you very much, Naruto-kun" replied Ayame with her cheeks still tinted pink. With that settled, they both parted ways, much to Ichiraku's chagrin, who managed to hide it. "Then what can I get you?" She pulled out a notebook and a pen from who knows where. "10 bowls of miso ramen, please!" Naruto said enthusiastically. Which made Kakashi chuckle at his behavior remembering when he used to bring him here after training, " I'll have a Pork ramen" Said Kakashi as he sat down next to the blonde.

 Ayame wrote everything down and went to the kitchen and began to prepare the orders while cooking the brunette watched as the Blonde seemed to be looking for something in the restaurant. "By the way Ayame-chan, where is Teuchi-Oji-san?" the Blonde asked. "Tou-san, he's gone out to deliver some orders, he'll surely be back in about two hours," said the brunette to which the jinchuriki nodded, after about 10 minutes Ayame finished the orders and served them to her customers. Both Kakashi and Naruto thanked them for the food and began to eat. While he ate his food. "So what brings you here Kakashi sensei." asked the blonde. "I just wanted to spend some time with my student," he said eye smiling as Naruto told Ayame about his first C turned A rank mission and what happened much to the surprise of Ayame. The brown-haired cook was worried, but when the Blonde told her how the mission had ended she managed to calm down. Only for them to watch as Ayame came out of her little moment of melancholy, the girl shaking her mind from those thoughts looked at the boy "Hey, Naruto-kun" She caught the attention of the jinchuriki who stared at her and saw how her eyes were shadowed "I wanted to thank you again for what happened a while ago" Ayame began to tremble as she took Naruto's hand and held it with both hands "Seriously thank you, thank you so much if it weren't for you they would" she didn't want to finish the sentence knowing what could have happened to her. 

Tears began to flow down her eyes as her head hung low, but before she knew it she felt herself being enveloped in a hug, she looked up to see the Blonde holding her close. "Don't think about that Ayame-chan" Naruto said as he caressed the girl's back and head "Whenever you're in trouble I'll be there for you?" the Blonde said causing Ayame to only cling to him tighter. Where the brunette could feel the warmth of the Hanyou'sbody making her feel safe, but she didn't notice how the Blonde formed a seal that he placed on her neck, which disappeared. 

' This will make her safer,' thought the Uzumaki, having placed a seal on her to avoid unpleasant encounters in the future. After about 3 minutes Naruto felt the girl calm down and decided to step away and look at the time, seeing that it was already going to be 3 in the afternoon. "Well I better go get ready, I have a couple of things I have to do," said the jinchuriki as he took out some money and gave it to the girl who looked a little disappointed. 

The girl was about to say goodbye when she felt the blonde kiss her cheek as a farewell. "See you later, Ayame-chan," said the Uzumaki, then began to walk away from the place, without seeing how his actions had caused the brunette to blush and stay still in her place while she watched as Kakashi and Naruto left the place, then touched her cheek. ' Maybe there is a way for you to be with him,' Ayame thought, remembering her father's words, which made her smile, then she turned around and headed towards the kitchen to continue with her work. 

"My my another one so quick huh" said Kakashi as he ruffled Naruto's hair. "So what are you doing here Nee-san I thought you'd be resting after training," said Naruto. "I have a mission for the rest of the week." said Kakashi "But you said you had gotten some things from Gato that were in a code," Kakashi asked. "yeah," said Naruto "But I feel like one of the elders is behind it and might want to try and take them back," said Naruto as Kakashi eye widen nodding as he thought of that elder who wanted to keep everything under his control. 

"Then follow me before you have to go and prepare the meal with Tsume-san," said Kakashi as they ran on the rooftops with Kakashi leading. They arrived in a library-structured office. "Hey sensei where are we," asked Naruto. "Konoha cryptanalysis team," said Kakashi as they entered a man with glasses black eyes, and hair held in a high, short ponytail with a small goatee. He wears an orange-brown shirt with dark-colored pants, simple sandals, and a white trench coat. "Kakashi-san what can I do for you." he said looking at Kakashi "Hokage-sama let me know you'd be coming," he said. "Ah yes, Mitoku-san During a raid during my team's c rank mission my student found some documents that were in code the hokage want's this to be kept a secret this is Naruto my student and he might be coming with information as to what he told me he'll also be trying to decipher it so your two students will be trading information with him personally or through a clone here or at his house if you don't mind," said Kakashi. Mitoku nodded in understanding "I don't mind and it's understandable he seems to be reliable so I don't mind he's welcome to come and even help if he likes. " he said. "Thank you Mitoku-san," Naruto says bowing "I like this one anyways I'll have my two most trusted people handle this so please follow me" As they entered they saw a bunch of books on decryption, codes and the keys while pointed out some of the things they did. They stopped when a girl with short light blonde hair obscured her eyes with her swirl-tinted glasses. She wears a white lab coat carrying different books and bumps into Naruto "Sorry" said the girl timidly about 14 years old. "It's no problem here let me help you out," said Naruto as he smiled making the girl blush seeing his handsome face as they leaned down and grabbed the books.

Soon another female appeared with short brown hair and eyes plump lips and a lab coat with the kanji for Cypher she looked around the age of 15-16 years old. "Hey, Shiho what happened?" as she looked at the boy helping her friend. "Sorry I was helping your friend as she dropped some books when she bumped into me," said Naruto with a smile the girl blushed thinking he was handsome. "Alright naruto enough flirting around with the ladies Mitoku is waiting for us," Kakashi said. "Ah it isn't my fault if all the pretty ladies find me," said Naruto as he waved to them. Mitoku smiled. "I'm glad you think my assistants are pretty let me introduce them this is Shiho and the older one is Yukira they are both chunin and they are raising stars in the decipher corps," said Mitoku. "Yukira, Shiho I'm assigning this task to you Kakashi san and his student Naruto have found some documents of high importance but they don't want it to be known he has them so iI'massigning you two to this hopes you can start deciphering Naruto will also come by and try to help," Mitoku said as his assistants looked a bit surprised but nodded. "It'll be a pleasure to work with you," said Yukari with a smile as her cheeks slightly pink. "Y-yeah," said Shiho. 

After some talks, they managed to get along with them leaving on the other side of the village 

with sakura

'So you are going to confess to Naruto-kun when you see him again right?' asked Inner. 'Damn right I am everything he endured all that hate and he still came out the way he did working hard to learn everything he knows and remain kind and happy. I love him and that won't change!' thought Sakura. 'but I can't stay here anymore maybe I can stay either with him or in an apartment on my own for a while until I get to him better.' thought Sakura her mother's revelation had her thinking back to everything since her childhood her distant father always away her mother.

Inuzuka compound a few hours before

Hana was nervous, as she moved through her room frantically as thoughts kept racing through her mind of endless scenarios. A few moments ago, her mother summoned her to discuss an important lunch that the two of them would be attending. At first, it didn't seem like a big deal to the oldest Inuzuka child, until her mother uttered one name. Naruto Uzumaki. Which immediately leads to the young woman's current predicament. What to wear. Clothes were strewn all over the room, as the Inuzuka woman looked for something presentable to wear. She wanted to look her best for Naruto. This of course had prompted an onslaught of laughter and teasing from her mother. However, she could feel that despite the teasing, her mother was glad that she finally showed interest in a boy. 

A short, playful howl from one of her ninken got her attention. Turning, she saw one of her companions pulling the dress to the side where there was a small pile of discarded dresses. "Don't worry, I'm sure he won't care what you wear" Tsume said as Hana turned to look at her mother Tsume continued. "Besides we're just going to have a meeting with the cup unless you want to stay for extra dessert after dinner," Tsume had to hold back her laughter seeing her daughter's reaction to the clear hint. "KA-SAN!!" shouted an extremely embarrassed Hana a blush on her face making her Mom burst out laughing as she rolled. "Hey, what's the ruckus and where's Hana going to go all girly?" asked Kiba coming back from a training session with his team. "Well your sister has a meeting with someone," said Tsume smirking. " Do I have to go and do I know him?" asked Kiba having a sneaking suspicion of who it was. "Your friend Naruto," said Tsume looking at Kiba who growled. "Damn it now I owe Shino 500 ryo," said Kiba who froze when Hana and Tsume were looking at him one with a devilishly sweet smile. "I fucked up" he muttered to himself. 

"Why do you owe Shino?" asked Tsume suspiciously. "Umm," Kiba said sweating bullets. "I may or may not have said that My sister would never be into Naruto after all her best friend was Anko. Shino may or may not have dared me that Naruto might have a chance after all he was the last of a clan from what we discovered from him." said Kiba as he looked at his mom and sister "So we might or might not have better 500 Ryo and the loser owe the winner a favor." said Kiba gulping seeing his mother and sister smiling. 'I should have run when I could.' thought Kiba.

Uzumaki complex two years later

Naruto began setting the dining table. He had prepared an assortment of meats for the Inuzuka women that were due over any moment now. Everything from pork ribs to thick steaks, and even some more exotic meats that he had found. To accompany the meal, he had selected a few bottles of red wine. Now, all he had to do was wait for his guests to arrive. He didn't have to wait long as a bell chimed throughout the house, signaling that his guests had arrived at the front gate. Smiling, he pushed his chakra into a seal on the wall that allowed entrance to his two guests, meanwhile, he moved to greet them at his front door.

"Welcome to my home, Tsume-san, Hana-chan." The blonde greeted the two, before turning his attention to the four ninken that had accompanied the two Inuzuka women. "And good to see you all again too." Naruto smiled as he saw Hana after a while and couldn't help but look at what she was wearing which earned the girl a small blush. She was wearing a black dress that reached her shoulders while clinging to her figure, said dress separated into four folds of fabric when reaching the waist area, I noticed that she had red mini-shorts, she had some fabric boots that reached almost to her knees which hugged her legs and she had some black warmers on her forearms. 

"Thank you for inviting us over, pup," Tsume responded, meanwhile eyeing the banquet that the blonde had prepared for them. "Everything looks so mouth-watering. Did you prepare this yourself?" "Yes, Thanks to Kiba and Hana-chan, I knew what to make for the both of you" This made the younger woman blush. "Shall we dig in." stated the blonde. Not arguing the two join their host at the table, though Tsume had ensured that Hana sat beside Naruto. This caused the poor girl to blush even further due to her mother's actions of forcing her to sit next to her crush. If Naruto noticed, he gave no indication that said otherwise.

"That was delicious," Tsume commented as she leaned back in her chair, with Hana nodding in agreement. "Though I suppose we should talk about the reason we are here." Naruto nodded, sitting up in his chair and placing his elbows on the table as he crossed his fingers in front of his face. This of course prompted Hana to become worried. "Well pup, as I already said, since you are in the Clan Restoration Act." Tsume began, meanwhile eyeing her daughter's reaction. "I would ask that you give my oldest pup, Hana, a chance."

"Kaa-san, what are you saying?!!" Hana exclaimed, completely thrown off by what her mother had just said. "Oh shush, pup." The Inuzuka matriarch grinned. "The entire compound knows that you have a crush on Naruto, and he has been the only boy you have taken an interest in." Hana had her mouth open trying to say something, but no words came out with the new information. "Besides we can both smell your friend's scents on him," said Tsume, causing Hana to look at the young jinchuriki. She had smelled him before and knew who the scents belonged to, but she didn't say anything because she assumed it was because Naruto spent time with them. 

"Yes Anko and Yugao are my fiances and Tsubaki has been my slave after the betrayal of Mizuki revealing he never cared about her destroying her," said Naruto surprising both Inuzukas the younger one was about to say something until she remembered the words from a while ago that the snake tamer had given her. 'She was giving me permission to be with him,' Hana thought remembering that moment and Tsubaki's jealous glare. "However, I get the feeling there is more to this," Naruto spoke up once more, breaking Hana out of her thoughts.

"You're right pup." The elder woman sighed. "Hana has had many suitors come for her over the past few years. A good number of them are related to the civilian council in some way, shape, and form. Each time she had turned them down. And this was before her crush on you." Hana blushed at that." As you can imagine with those pricks, they did not take her rejections kindly but there is nothing they can do. At least not fully." She sighed as she continued. "Lately, they have been pushing the Hokage to admit the Uchiha brat into the CRA. So far the only thing that has kept it from happening is because the Uchiha has no interest, but it is only a matter of time before one of the snakes from the council talks him into it."

"And you are worried that the civilian council may exploit a loophole and force Hana-chan to marry the teme, who would just treat her as a possession and breeding factory." Naruto finished for the Inuzuka matriarch, earning a nod. "However, I know that if Hana is already involved with someone already in the program, then they can't force her to do anything," Tsume said. Naruto was silent for a handful of seconds before he turned to the younger woman next to him. "How do you feel about this Hana-chan?" He asked her. "I-I don't know." She stammered, a little nervous. Partially due to the revelation her mother had revealed about what the council would likely do. "Will you love me?" 

"I will love and respect you the same as all of my mates." He replied. "However, let's take it slow and get to know each other better. So how about a date on Saturday?" "That Sounds perfect." Hana smiled as she engulfed the blonde in a hug. 'I knew he would be a perfect choice for her.' Tsume smiled to herself.

With Anko 

The snake mistress was sitting at her usual dango shop with a few other people. "So when did you realize you were in love with Naruto-kun?" asked the Snake mistress smirked looking at two people who turned out to be Sakura and Tsubaki who looked embarrassed a blush spreading on their faces. "H-how did you know?" they asked "It's written all over your face, and whenever you talk to him," answered Anko. "That obvious, huh," The pinkette sounded a little depressed she was so readable. "Chip up I work on interrogation," said the other woman. "I'm supposed to notice if prisoners lie." "I guess," said Sakura recalling the moment she realized she had fallen for her blonde teammate. 

"For me, I guess I realized it when my 'mother' hugged me. It felt cold and restrictive. Now how when Naruto-kun hugged me, it felt warm and comforting. Promising me that I would be safe." Sakura said. "But if I had to guess it started. Just before we left for our mission in Wave. He and Kakashi sensei helped train me in stuff he never mentioned before. Even after I had been a complete bitch to them. They helped me train. Just because he didn't want me to get hurt or killed on a mission." 

"That's how he is but then again what's why I love him," said Anko. "For me, it was in my lowest moments after Mizuki betrayed me and revealed what he wanted to do with my future bleak Naruto-kun appeared and took me into his life at first I was reserved but soon I started to change and my crush started to develop," said Tsubaki. Anko looked at both of them as if analyzing them "Fine you two can go ahead you two have my blessing to try and confess to him" said Anko as the two of them looked at each other excitedly. 

Elsewhere in the village

Kurenai was massaging her temples, trying to relieve the building headache. The source of her headache was Kiba Inuzuka's cursing at Shino and hitting Hinata while Shino watched smirking as he had told Kiba to do it while Hinata did not take it sitting down. She was also in the celebration on the Uzumaki compound but she had been keeping things tight-lipped. "Alright, let's wrap it up for the day." Kurenai finally said, gaining the attention of her team. "Meet back here tomorrow at ten, we're going out on our first C-rank mission. Pack for a few weeks." Shino had simply nodded and silently departed the group, heading back to his family's compound to prepare for the upcoming mission. Meanwhile, Hinata began to depart in the direction of Naruto's compound. 

 "Hinata can you wait a moment" asked Kurenai as Hinata looked back nodding. "Sure thing Kurenai sensei what did you need?" she asked with a smile. "I wanted you ask you how your father took you dating Naruto." Said Kurenai as she looked at Hinata. "He encouraged it," said Hinata "Saying he was worthy. I'm guessing he got into the CRA without problems now the problem is all the fangirls who'll want him forgetting what they did to him," said Hinata as Kurenai looked confused at her Indigo-haired girl.

5 days later 

Today was the day in which team 7 would go on missions again because the punishment of both the Uzumaki and the Uchiha had ended after the latter did their respective punishment missions. Then Naruto walked next to Sakura who looked at him with a blush. They both watched as Kakashi leaned against the wall of the Hokage tower reading his porn, the two approached and he gave them an eye smile. 

"Good morning Kakashi-sensei/ Kakashi-nee," said Naruto and Sakura greeting their silver-haired sensei."Good morning my beautiful genins, ready to return to the missions," the copy ninja asked his students, who nodded. Everyone watched as Sasuke walked towards them, Naruto, who was the Uchiha, seemed to be a little less arrogant today, without saying a word, the entire group entered the tower to resume their missions. 

Hidden stone same time

The Land of Rock was named because the entire village was built on many mountains, each house, building, shop, business, etc., being fused with a part of the mountains, was one of the 5 great shinobi villages of the elemental continent, which, unlike the rest of the villages, Iwa had a natural defense, which helped the village prevent several invasions in the past. Although the layout of the houses was different as it was in all the villages, the basic layout, as well as the location of the Kage tower, remained almost the same. Inside the tower, a classic battle was taking place. "Damn it, the enemy won't back down. If this continues like this, I don't know how long we can resist," said a man, sweating from the tension and looking at the ceiling as if he were trying to receive an answer from the sky or the ceiling in this case. 

"Damn paperwork!!" the older man shouted as he was signing another paper and then leaning back in his chair, said a man being Onoki the Third Tsuchikage. The man was of small stature, bald on top of his head, but had some white hair at the back tied up in a samurai style, also a large red nose, as well as having wrinkles on his face, he wore a green trench coat, but the top part was red and a gold stripe on the embroidery, where the seams and edges were. "Damn it, how could you Mu-sensei deal with all this?" said the Kage of Rock as he finished signing another paper to place it on top of a row of other papers. 

Onoki turns his seat to look at his village and tries to distract himself a little, letting out a sigh to return to his paperwork, but then there's a knock on the door. "Come in," Onoki said, seeing that the one who knocked on the door was a Jonin who had a scroll that he handed to the Kage. "What is this?" asked the leader of the rock. "The report from our informants in the land of fire," the jonin said nothing more as Onoki gave him a signal to leave. The Kage looked at the scroll knowing that his informants could only send him a message if it was about a really important matter, even sending a message was a bet that if it went wrong could cause certain international problems that could end in a conflict between nations. 

Onoki unwrapped the scroll, seeing that it seemed to be empty but the curious thing was that the edges of the scroll were framed in a brown color, the Kage placed one of his fingers and sent a little chakra through the sheet so that the brown edges began to undo and began to form words, when the process was finished Onoki began to read the report. Tsuchikage-sama, number 7 of the information team in the elemental nations, We managed to find out through our contact in the civilian council that recently in Konohagakure a child has been recognized as the son of the Yellow Flash, Minato Namikaze, officially has the name of Naruto Uzumaki, I suspect that this name was given to him to hide it, a possible attack. Our contact also confirms that both the child and the fourth Hokage were related to the second Hokage Tobirama as descendants.

But the resemblance is undeniable, the boy is currently a genin of the leaf and it is said that he managed to fight against the demon of the mist and defeat him, they confirmed that the Hokage had birth certificates and blood tests to confirm it for now this is all that I have gathered as soon as I know something more I will inform you as quickly as I can, number 7 retires.

When he finished reading the report, the Kage took the wooden part, which was to roll the scroll, where he could find something at the bottom, that had a slightly different tone than the color of the wood of the scroll, normal people could dismiss this as they would think that it is just a simple discoloration of the material, but Onoki knew there was more. Cleaning that place a little he noticed a small storage seal, he sent chakra to the seal so that a small ball of smoke came out of a photo, when he looked at the image Onoki's eyes were wide open in surprise. "This can't be," the Tsuchikage told himself as he clutched the photo in pure hatred. In the image he saw a red-haired boy who looked to be between 15 and 16 years old he doubted for a second but he couldn't deny the boy's facial resemblance was undeniable. 

 "So you have a son after all, you damn Namikaze if it wasn't enough your a descendent of a Senju," the small man growled in anger as he remembered the time in the third shinobi war when he received the news that an entire army of his men had been wiped out by a single shinobi. 

' Damn Yellow Flash!! ' Onoki mentally screamed and then slammed his fist on the table as he pushed the photo aside. "Even dead, you still give me trouble," the Tsuchikage said, leaning back in his seat, but his musings ended when he saw the door being kicked in. 

"Hey old man, I'm back from my mission!" said a girl who lay down on the couch while Onoki had a vein on his forehead and looked at the person who was lying on his couch who began to read a book. "Kurotsuchi!! How many times have I told you not to barge into my office and read on my couch?" the little man complained to the girl who ignored him. Kurotsuchi was a girl of about 14 years old who wore the Iwa shinobi outfit which consisted of a red long-sleeved shirt, a brown bulletproof vest, tight red shorts, a red cloth covering the right side of her hip, a net of tights that covered each of her legs above the knees, and black combat sandals. 

Kurotsuchi looked up from her book and looked at the little Kage. "Oh come on old man, you know how long I waited for volume three to come out," Kurotsuchi said as she looked back at her book, which was the new edition of Heart and Soul "Also, why the long face, you look like you're about to have a heart attack" the Iwa Kunoichi laughed. "Also, I just came to see if you had already considered my request that I be able to go to the Chunnin Exams. I'm getting bored with all these missions. I swear, these C-rank missions are too easy," Kurotsuchi said, letting out a sigh as she thought about the missions she had carried out so far, where the most she had had were C-rank missions, which were escorting people and reconnoitering the terrain. 

"At least you could let me go to this year's chunnin exams, then at least I'd have an excuse to rise in rank and get better missions than I have, and who knows, I might end up finding a potential adversary or two, not to mention that kicking the asses of those leaf kids sounds fun" the Iwa Kunoichi laughed as she turned the page. Onoki just took a small breath to calm his nerves at his granddaughter's attitude, while he looked back at his desk. "I'm dealing with a very delicate matter at the moment," Onoki said, and then he looked at his spy's letter, as a fact crossed his mind. ' The chunnin exams will be held in Konoha this year,' the Rock Kage thought. After a few seconds, Onoki saw that his granddaughter was still lying on the couch, and the Kage began to consider his options until he came to a decision. "Now that you mention it, it would be a nice show of power and we could also humiliate Konoha a little," Onoki said, gaining Kunoichi's attention. ' Looks like I'll have to check the information on my own,' the Kage thought. 

"Very well, I will send three groups of genins to represent Iwa in the chunin exams, you better make it to the finals." Kurotsuchi stood up from her seat and looked at the small man with a smile on her face as she headed towards the door to go train. "Thank you very much, Grandpa said the brunette with a smile as she stood next to the door. "Well, I'll go train. I'm dying to be able to make the rest of the villages look ridiculous," Kurotsuchi said and then walked out the door. "Young people," Onoki growled, sighing as he gave a slight smile, but it disappeared when he looked at the photo of the redhead. "With this, at least I'll have a way to check all this," he sighed, then looked at the door through which his granddaughter had left, then sank a little in his chair. ' I hate to do this, but if this is true at least with this I will end the legacy of the cursed yellow flash, so at least I can avenge all the fallen ' Onoki just sighed and looked at the paperwork, somehow he didn't understand how the pile of papers managed to reach the ceiling which made the Kage pale. "How is this possible," said the Kage of Rock looking at the pile that seemed to be about to fall, Onoki could only break out in a cold sweat and end up resigning himself to his mortal enemy, Onoki cursed internally and stood up to go to where the pile was so he could start working on it. 

CRACK.

"AH, my back!!" said Onoki as he fell clutching the place where the pain was coming from "Damn it why do you always-" the little Kage didn't finish when he saw how the pile of papers began to shake so that little by little the paper structure began to lean towards where the Kage was lying. "Shit" Onoki could only swallow as he watched the pile of papers fall on him. "Tsuchikage-sama, team-" the Kage's assistant stopped as he saw his leader completely wrapped up in a pile of papers, "Not again," the assistant said, calling over a couple of chunnin grade shinobi to help him find their leader.