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Chapter 001: Brother, Are You Still Alive?

"Big brother, are you still alive?"

This was a sweet voice, like the song of a nightingale, coming from a child.

A brown-haired boy stood not far away, his face filled with fear, silently looking up toward the source of the voice.

Before him was a row of outhouses.

The stench and flies were everywhere.

A slender little girl was dangling her legs in mid-air, her hands clutching the closed door of a single outhouse stall.

She had stuck her head through the gap in the door, half of her body still stuck outside, hanging in mid-air.

The brown-haired boy quietly stepped back, counting in his mind, "One, two..." Before he could reach "three,"

"Ahhhhhhh!"

A scream came from inside the outhouse.

Accompanying the scream was the symphony of bodily functions and the splashing sound of waste falling into the pit.

The brown-haired boy silently retreated, afraid of being noticed by the little girl climbing the door.

His name was Senju Wakama, almost ten years old, the third child in his family.

As the middle child, he was often overlooked by the adults.

Though the son of the clan leader, he was not treated as a young master but more like a servant.

To his elders, Senju Wakama had to obey his older brothers; to his younger siblings, he had to take care of his fourth and youngest brothers.

...

Over a month ago,

Senju Wakama's uneventful life underwent a drastic change.

His mother had died...

Losing a mother is hard for any young child.

On the third day after his mother's death, his second brother, Senju Tobirama, discovered while bathing the youngest sibling that the child, always hidden behind their mother, was actually a girl.

The youngest brother had become the youngest sister.

This change wasn't a big deal just a matter of changing a name and adjusting her living conditions.

But everyone soon discovered that this youngest child possessed a terrifying "healing" ability.

She could not only cure bleeding, pus, and runny noses but also heal broken hands, feet, and ribs.

As long as the injured person had a breath left, she could instantly heal them.

Of course, this healing ability was only effective most of the time, with a success rate of over 80%. Sometimes, she couldn't heal, and no one knew why, not even herself. Everyone could only speculate.

But an 80% success rate was already extraordinary.

This led to everything becoming different.

And it also marked the beginning of Senju Wakama's hellish life.

The bean sprout with her head stuck in the outhouse roof ahead was Senju Wakama's little sister, Senju Tsukuyo.

And the unlucky guy inside the outhouse was Senju Wakama's eldest brother, Senju Hashirama.

Since their mother's death, the little sister had suffered severe mental trauma.

Every day, she would chase after her eldest brother, Hashirama, asking, "Are you still alive?"

Whether her brother was sick or injured, she would heal him every day to ensure he was "still alive."

Their sister was like a haunting spirit, always lingering.

No matter where Hashirama went, he couldn't escape her.

Sometimes she hid in the rafters, sometimes behind doors, sometimes in closets, sometimes in outhouses... she was everywhere.

Even now, while Hashirama was using the toilet,

the little sister would quietly ask through the door, "Brother, are you still alive?" She needed to hear his scream to confirm he was alive.

At first, Senju Wakama felt relieved, thinking, "Thankfully, it's not me she's bothering."

But later...

Senju Wakama realized that the most miserable one was actually himself.

Senju Wakama's situation was the opposite of his eldest brother's.

For the past month,

whenever the adults in the clan wanted to take Senju Wakama outside the clan's territory,

no matter what they were going to do, Senju Wakama would always encounter near-fatal accidents before leaving.

Rafters, trees, and various heavy objects would always "accidentally" fall, breaking his hands, legs, or even ribs, or he would accidentally ingest something poisonous and collapse.

Then, his sister Tsukuyo would emerge from some inexplicable place, shouting in fear, "Wakama, you're crippled! What do I do? Why can't I heal you?"

So, over the past month,

the words Senju Wakama heard most from his sister were, "Big brother, let me heal you," and "Wakama, you're crippled, why can't I heal you?"

Once or twice might be a coincidence,

but every time? That couldn't be a coincidence.

Senju Wakama suspected that these accidents were orchestrated by his sister Tsukuyo.

But evidence? There was none to be found.

...

Eldest brother Hashirama wasn't sick, but the little sister chased him to heal him.

Third brother Wakama was crippled, but the little sister couldn't heal him.

Even when forced to heal, she still couldn't do it. Even their father, Senju Butsuma, couldn't do anything about it.

Then, after the doctors confirmed that Senju Wakama was "crippled," the little sister would quietly appear when no one was around and use some strange healing methods to slowly heal him.

The pain of being injured was deeply etched into Senju Wakama's young mind.

Whenever Senju Wakama was about to leave the clan's territory,

"traps" would emerge from inexplicable places, promptly rendering Senju Wakama temporarily "crippled."

After this ordeal, Senju Wakama gradually began to understand.

He might not be as smart as his second brother, Tobirama, but he wasn't stupid either.

If these "death traps" that left him bedridden were deliberately set by his sister, then her goal was clear to prevent Senju Wakama from leaving the clan's territory.

Further analysis suggested that his sister didn't want him to leave home. She was afraid he would die outside and wanted to ensure he was "still alive."

Senju Wakama felt he had figured out the truth, but he still didn't want to face his sister.

His sister didn't target his eldest brother, second brother, or fourth brother only him.

Senju Wakama couldn't understand whether this was his sister's overflowing love or her deep disdain for him.

How did she know he would die if he left the house?

At this moment,

the little sister was once again "hunting" the eldest brother, and Senju Wakama quietly slipped away.

But after distancing himself from the danger,

Senju Wakama suddenly remembered why he had gone to the outhouse in the first place.

He looked around. This was the edge of the clan's territory, surrounded by bushes, a safe distance, and thankfully, he had brought paper with him.

Whatever!

He would just take care of it here!

Senju Wakama let go of his inner turmoil and squatted down...

And so... after some time,

Senju Wakama, now fully "relieved," was drenched in sweat, pondering what to do in the days to come.

As long as he didn't step outside the clan's territory, his little sister was a good sister she wouldn't cripple him, poison him, or pester him.

So, as long as he stayed within the clan and focused on training, he would be safe.

Suddenly...

"Do you want to escape from your unpredictable sister?" A deep male voice spoke close to his ear.

Huh?

Senju Wakama was startled, his eyes widening as he frantically looked around.

He saw no one.

Just as he thought he was hearing things,

the same deep voice came from beneath him.

"...I said, do you want to avoid your sister's pursuit?"

This time, Senju Wakama looked down in terror.

The voice was coming from a pitch-black pile of "waste" beneath him.

Seeing this, Senju Wakama, who had just stopped sweating, was scared out of his wits: The poop! The poop is talking!

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