My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

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Qingcheng.

Deep in West Mountain, beside two earthen graves,

Chen Yu sat on a grave mound, closed his phone screen, and furrowed his brows.

Early in the morning, after leaving "Eden," he had been traveling and trying to contact Wang Fei. But whether he called or used WeChat voice messages, there had been no response at all.

It was as if she were dead.

"Tramp. Pfft!" He spat bitterly, Chen Yu annoyed stuffed his phone back into his pocket. "Damn, sleep with me and then take no responsibility."

Standing up, he dusted off the dirt from his buttocks and pulled out a folding military shovel from his backpack, unfolding it. He started "pfft pfft" digging at the two grave mounds.

It was just a few minutes.

Two already decomposing, broken corpses were dug up by Chen Yu.

Exposing the corpses in the wilderness…

"Hey!"

Chen Yu instantly beamed.

Because he saw, these two bodies, which he had "plucked" many times before, had their titles changed to [Smelly Dead Bodies].

He could now replicate their abilities.

But the next second, the smile on his face immediately vanished.

Because none of the "parts" of the corpses with replicable abilities floating around were usable.

It was all messed up stuff that he couldn't care less about now.

"Sigh."

He sighed deeply, picked up the military shovel again, and buried these "chunks of flesh" back into the graves.

Waiting for the next round of "harvesting."

He remembered the earliest batch of titles included [Rotten Flesh], [Worse Than Trash], [Bacteria], and so on.

At least, he could still "pluck" these two bodies three more times.

"Swoosh!"

After burying the graves and sticking the military shovel into the grave mound, Chen Yu looked up to the sky, "Next, where to go?"

Having left the den of evil things, it was only a matter of time before the official Transcendents found him.

His departure was destined to be more perilous than lucky.

He wanted to make use of this spare moment to do something meaningful.

"Time for a drink," he decided.

After a while, Chen Yu made up his mind.

He put away the military shovel, his supernatural power erupted!

After a few leaps and flashes, he vanished from the spot.

About an hour later.

He arrived at his starting point—Qingcheng City.

Easily scaling the wall, he headed straight for the Hongtukeng Police Station, not considering himself an outsider, and pushed the door open. Enjoy exclusive adventures from My Virtual Library Empire

"Where's your deputy chief?" Chen Yu shouted.

Inside the hall, no police officers were on duty.

Only two familiar faces were squatting by the heater.

One had the title [Office Worker] above his head.

The other also had the title [Office Worker] above his head.

Chen Yu recognized the two men, surprised, "Eh? It's you two?"

"Little brother! Nice to see you again!" said the short man excitedly as he stood up, but he was immediately pulled back by the handcuffs attached to the heating pipe.

"You two," Chen Yu looked them over, "how did you guys end up here again?"

Last time he saw them, the two were caught by the police for mutually "breaking chrysanthemums" and then for breaking others' "chrysanthemums" together.

Don't they ever learn?

"These two? Hah." At that moment, an old police officer entered from the inner hall, holding a cup of tea and sipping goji berry water, said, "They've gotten crafty, opened a duck shop together. Organizing, accommodating others for illicit sexual transactions."

"What the heck?!" Chen Yu was stunned.

"All the same-sex stuff, how could that qualify as sexual transactions." The short suspect retorted disdainfully, "Those clients were all angels too gentle to defile a girl's body."

"On lonely nights, they would curl up in their beds and silently weep."

"These angels sought our help, how could we neglect them?"

"Yes, that's right, exactly."

"When you guys burst in, we were indeed baring all to each other."

"But what I held in my hand was their defiance of fate."

"What sprayed out was their resistance to life."

"I was merely doing what a good man should do. For this, they gave me two hundred yuan each; what was so outrageous about that?"

Chen Yu: "..."

The old police officer: "..."

Sitting back in the reception chair, the police officer took another sip of his goji berry water and asked Chen Yu, "Are you their lawyer? They've made quite a mess this time, probably not getting out easily."

"Impossible!" Upon hearing this, the short suspect immediately objected, "If not for human sympathy, what is the law for? We just wanted to have some fun! What crime did we commit!"

Chen Yu was silent for a moment, then walked over, patted the short criminal on the shoulder, "Buddy, if you can't control your dick, then it'll become your boss."

The short criminal: "..."

Ignoring the two, Chen Yu walked up to the old police officer, stretched his index finger and tapped on the desk, saying, "Comrade, I'm here for your deputy chief. Is he here?"

"Which deputy chief are you looking for?" the officer asked, puzzled.

"The one with a square face, short hair, strong build, and rather ugly," Chen Yu tried to describe.

The old police officer seemed thoughtful.

In his heart, he already knew who it was.

But years of grassroots wisdom prevented him from "speaking out"; he had to play dumb: "We don't have anyone like that here. Our chiefs are all quite handsome."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu: "If you're being coerced, blink your eyes."

The old police officer: "..."

Fortunately, a male police officer who entered from outside broke the deadlock between the old and the young.