My Darling the Cataclysm

Isn't it interesting to meet you here during these auspicious times? That is to say, a certain curious Lupo. Ordinarily, our paths would not cross, however, I was told that you have valuable data for Rhodes Island and its mission by a particular intrepid Zalak who carried you here in tears. Unfortunately... Being in a coma requires my taking some liberties with the situation. As a result, I shall be conducting a thorough scan of your hippocampus and prefrontal cortex; a little invention of mine which allows me to view memories as though they were a film. I apologise in advance for the intrusion into your personal details that I may inadvertantly witness but I must go back to the very beginning so I can ensure I miss nothing. 

Vitals are stable, data storage and backups are active, and the life-support system is operational. Let us begin, shall we?