Klas

**Theme: The Tragically Bizarre Comedy of Being a Werewolf**

Ah, the life of a werewolf! Where even a bar fight can quickly become a "Hordes of a Legion of Fury" level event in San Sebastian! Here we are, in the middle of a battlefield worthy of any B-movie from the 80s, where the beasts are not only hungry, but also have an insatiable desire for a good family drama mixed with serious anger issues.

Henry, our blessed protagonist, is now the perfect definition of "out of control". With golden eyes like they were a Black Friday promotion at the nearest cosmetics store, he needs to make a joke, but it seems that the only thing he can attack at the end of the day are his friends and his own dignity. What's even more amazing here is that, after going through a group therapy session with a werewolf and a pair of sharp claws, you realize that the real fight is not a bloody war, but the fight for the survival of the etiquette of civilization, which has clearly already been retired!

And then comes Clay, who, let's be honest, does nothing more than play the classic role of "friend who ends up getting punched on vacation". This noble ability to dodge fate is fantastic, and why not, if life is already so full of monsters, at least let them meet the violence rulebook!

And Eliane, this agile and tenacious worm! She's like the athlete in the class who you never thought would end up in a fight, unleashing her strength in a desperate attempt to save the day. But, oh, the fragility of hope! Life has decided that her trajectory would turn into the bouquet of a wedding that has barely begun, where all the guests have claws instead of flowers.

And so it is that Henry, with his new title of "Full Moon Predator", decides to be the head of security for the event, and, while doing his strength act, leaves all the other party guests on the ground, biting and tearing them apart with the strength of a rhinoceros under the influence of an expired Red Bull!

But then, an unexpected event happens. An arrow makes its triumphant entrance like a medalist of fame: "Hey, remember me when the TV series comes out!" And while Henry writhes in pain as if he were doing the unfortunate wolf dance, he ends up falling — and, oh, how worthy of an Oscar! Blood and sweat mixing in those leaves as if they wanted to promote a new abstract art called "Debris of Fury".

And then, André stumbles and faints, a big sign of "I was caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, but who needs sense when you can be a wolf?" The fight ends in an unlikely silence, like a series that ends without a satisfying ending, where the last conversation was about magic tricks at a picnic.

In short, what do we learn from this beautiful story of chaos, confusion and carnage? It's simple — the life of a werewolf is not just a territorial fight; it's a comedy of errors with a hint of horror that could easily be staged on any stage in the world. And the real irony? When everyone wakes up, the real question will be: who will have the courage to stand up and make jokes about what happened? Because if there's one lesson we can learn from this, it's that the best way to deal with a night of terror is, without a doubt, a good laugh-out-loud story after the despair!

Get ready, Saint Sebastian, because a new era of tragic comedy is about to dawn under the light of the full moon! 🐺✨