Chapter 95 Such a Pet
Sun Wukong's face darkened as he turned to Yang Jian and said, "Yang Jian, no more trash talk, shall we start?"
With a wave of his hand, Yang Jian summoned a trident spear into his grasp and looked up to the sky, saying, "Let's take it up there!"
Having said this, Yang Jian, with Xiao Tian Dog by his side, soared into the sky.
Sun Wukong turned to the Six-Eared Macaque beside him, "Brother, sorry for the inconvenience this time."
The Six-Eared Macaque yawned and said, "No worries, next time you can play my pet. As for this time… I'm going to break that dog's legs!"
Sun Wukong laughed and then, with the Six-Eared Macaque, shot up into the sky. Midair, he donned golden armor and his big red cape fluttered in the wind, Jingu Bang in hand, he shouted, "Yang Jian, your Great Sage is coming!"
On the mountain, the early arriving demons and immortals all craned their necks, ready to watch the Great Sage Equalling Heaven battle the famed Heavenly General.
"Good grief, the main event hasn't even started, and this opening act is already terrifying."
"Tsk tsk, the Great Sage Equalling Heaven versus Erlang Shen. I missed their last fight, this time I get to feast my eyes."
"Exciting, exciting, this trip wasn't wasted!"
"Worth the admission, the gifts weren't given in vain!"
No sooner had the voice fallen than a bald man came over, extending a large hand.
The other party was startled, "What's up?"
Tang Sanzang said, "Watching the excitement, there's a fee."
The other party: "#@¥..."
"Charging me even just to watch? Monk, have you fallen for money?" the rat sprite roared angrily.
Tang Sanzang didn't waste words, took a step back, and said, "Disciples, here's someone who wants to watch the show without paying!"
The next moment, a pig three and a half meters tall and a man four meters tall, one holding a nine-tooth rake and the other with a kitchen knife and spoon, flanked the rat sprite about one and a half meters tall.
Zhu Ganglie said, "What's up? You want to see the Conqueror Monkey?"
Sha Wujing said, "There are several ways to cook a rat, the small ones can be stir-fried, the big ones can be braised, deep-fried, or stewed in a soup..."
Scared stiff, the rat sprite hurriedly shouted, "Big brother, I'll pay, is that okay?"
While speaking, the rat sprite pulled out a Sumi Bag, pitifully asking, "Just out of curiosity, how much to watch the excitement?"
A large hand reached over, snatched the Sumi Bag away, and casually stuffed it into a pocket, dropping a remark, "One bag of money."
Then the bald man and his two hulks walked toward another table…
At that moment, the battle hadn't started in the sky, but the mugging was already underway on the ground.
But to everyone's relief, this bald man, though domineering, was reasonable as long as you cooperated and paid up—an amount that wasn't too little. But if you paid too little, or tried to dodge the payment, the bald man would definitely rob you clean.
Some thought of resisting, but facing that pig, the burly man, and not far off, the Iron Fan Princess pulling out her banana fan, everyone caved in.
In the sky, Sun Wukong, with the Six-Eared Macaque, was confronting Yang Jian and Erlang Shen.
Yang Jian sneered, "Sun Wukong, come on, it's been 500 years, let's see if you've made any progress!"
These words were rather harsh—who would progress after being suppressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, without food or drink?
Baited by Yang Jian, Sun Wukong didn't get angry and just chuckled, "Yang Jian, save those useless talks, today I'm going to beat you so bad, your mom won't recognize you!"
Xiao Tian Dog spat, "Dead monkey, don't be arrogant! If I could bite you once back then, today I can take on both of you monkeys, one bite each!"
The six-eared macaque glanced at the Celestial Hound and said, "I'm going to stew this dog!"
Incensed, the Celestial Hound pointed at the six-eared macaque and said, "You dead monkey, come on, let's go fight one on one over there."
The six-eared macaque grinned and replied, "Sure thing!"
After that, the monkey and the dog headed over.
Yang Jian wasted no more words, lifting his trident, and pointed at Sun Wukong, "Come at me!"
"Kill!" Sun Wukong, swinging his Jingu Bang, charged forward.
Yang Jian shook his spear, sending a clap of thunder crashing onto Sun Wukong's Jingu Bang.
With a loud bang, the two were thrown apart.
The next moment, the two transformed, one into streaks of blue lightning, the other into red flames, colliding wildly in the sky. Terrible shock waves spread in all directions, dispersing the clouds entirely.
Although the duel was happening high above, everyone on Emerald Cloud Mountain could still feel the terrifying impacts. The lesser demons vomited blood on the spot and had no choice but to descend the mountain to escape the disaster.
Those stronger ones released their magic artifacts to resist but dared not stay on the mountain for long.
After all, the two in the sky had just begun, merely testing each other, and hadn't unleashed their ultimate moves yet. It was prudent to escape early.
Extremely powerful beings like Princess Iron Fan could erect barriers to block the impacts.
Even so, watching these two beings, each famed as the strongest warriors in heaven and earth, duel was dizzying.
However, there was one exception— the bald guy.
Tang Sanzang was squatting on the side, staring at a mountain-like pile of all sorts of treasures, magical treasures, and artifacts, smiling so widely he couldn't close his mouth, murmuring, "Great, no more starving. After I go to the Western Heaven, I'll drink and eat meat heartily! Ow..."
While Yang Jian and Sun Wukong fought heatedly, the Celestial Hound stood up, spat on his paw, then stroked his head, somehow giving his dog head the look of a gambling god's slicked-back hair.
Then the Celestial Hound curled one paw at the six-eared macaque disdainfully, "Little monkey, come over here and meet your end!"
The six-eared macaque chuckled dryly twice and slowly stood up. As he rose, he donned golden armor and a large red cape fluttered in the wind. He summoned forth a staff identical to Sun Wukong's Jingu Bang into his hand. Read exclusive content at empire
The six-eared macaque tapped the staff in his hand, then grinned at the Celestial Hound, "What was that you just said, doggy?"
Undaunted, the Celestial Hound retorted, "Little monkey, just because you look like Sun Wukong, you think I'd be scared of you? Come on, let's battle for three hundred rounds!"
The six-eared macaque laughed, "Alright, as you wish!"
As the Celestial Hound was getting ready, the monkey in front of him vanished.
"Be careful!"
Someone warned, but the Celestial Hound turned around sharply to find no one there!
"Above you!" Another kind-hearted individual alerted him.
The Celestial Hound looked up, only to see the six-eared macaque descending from the sky, his staff crashing down!
Bang!
The Celestial Hound was smashed from the sky down to the ground...
Before he could even gather himself, the kind person warned him again, "Watch out, on your left!"
The Celestial Hound looked to his left, but there was no one!
"Below you!" the kind-hearted person shouted again.