Chapter 87: 87goat simulator(goat simulator) powers in rwby(rwby)
Mc will be chaotic good, batshit insane in the eyes of everyone but still meaning well(even if everyone believes mc is a god of chaos in disquise trying to "heal" them of their colective "disease" known as sanity🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)
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Mc will be called "grover underwood", just because i have no idea of what else to name him. Mc won't be the grover from percy jackson world nor will he look like him
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A few scenes i have planed is for mc to come to sit at the cafeteria with his friends, carrying a goat corpse(summoned out of sight with his ability to make it rain goats) on his food tray instead of cafeteria food(yes, mc will eat it(not with cutlery, but by swallowing the entire thing like a snake), when questioned about it beeing canibalism(as mc frequently calls himself a goat), mc will state that the math does not lie and that it is how you elevate a goat by square root)
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Another scene is for mc to rain whales(giant goats) on some grimm
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Another scene is for someone to state in a daze: "Aaaaand there he goes... with yet another new bull s*it ability he pulls out of his semblance's a*s!*sigh*" *facepalms in exaustion*
"*groans* How many does that make now? I lost track."
"You were still keeping track?! I gave up on that ages ago!"
"Hell... what else can he do that he still hasen't shown?! This HAVE to be the absolute last one, right?! No way he has more?! What more can he even have at this point?"
"Hell, what CAN'T he do?"
"You two said the word "hell", so that is the first thing on my mind... Do you think Grover may have ACTUAL hell powers?"
Everyone grew silent, no one would be impressed if Grover's "goat simulator" semblance actualy gave him such a thing.
"No, don't answer that! I just don't want to know!"
"Actualy..." Grover started to join the conversation but was cut short.
"NO!!! Don't you dare either confirm or deny! Like I said, I don't want to know!"