I really don't want to be a disaster

shock!That's it?That's it?That's it?

What the fuck?What the fuck?What the fuck?

现在时间是：2020-07-23，03:08。

With mixed feelings, I typed this text in advance.

1 minute ago, I just finished writing 16000 words of today (or yesterday?).

The night is too beautiful, although it is too dangerous, there are always people who stay up all night with dark eyes.

First of all.

Wife is healthy.

Dear readers, all the best, and all the attributes are on the table.

Next, get down to business.

Talk about yourself first.

It is estimated that students who can read and understand well should be able to understand the words "testimonials on the shelves".

The emphasis is on "feeling", and "words" are just a way.

In fact, in retrospect, the past 30 years have been quite difficult for me.

In the fifth grade of elementary school, he was fooled into a civil and military school in another province and became a bald monk for six years.I read novels and soy sauce for 6 years in high school, barely able to get into the top 3 of the grade.Before the college entrance examination, I played Fantasy Westward Journey all night... well, the results are hard to say.

I like to read novels from junior high school to high school and college.

At that time, I was watching the serialization of "Legend of the Present and Ancient", as well as various YY articles that were popular at that time.

The one I feel has the most influence on me should be "Zhu Xian".

Stimulated by the ending of Zhu Xian, sophomore began to write novels by himself, and he wrote about 400W words... 2 heroines died... This is quite miserable.

Later, and later, I never dared to write like that again.

Graduation, exam, work, certificate, work, night shift, rescue, marriage, childbirth...

When I look back suddenly, I realize that for the past seven years, I have been completely occupied by an inexplicable life.

Work and life seem to be everything in life.

One day I suddenly remembered what kind of life I want.

Maybe this is a process that every man who reaches 30 years old must go through.

Re-examine your life.

Before going out to smoke a cigarette, it seemed that the knock was a little heavy.

2020-07-23，03:24。

OK, go ahead.

Let's talk a little easier.

Talk about this book.

Anyway, after a period of inner struggle, I came back to write a book. The pink and tender newcomer, although not necessarily very pink, must be tender.

I remember when I first came back, I mentioned this to an old reader who I have known for nearly ten years (that is, the steamed bun in the fan list), and his first sentence was: "Now everyone is busy with work, write something more relaxed, Work is very tiring, and it is even more tiring when it is too heavy.”

I said: "Okay."

As we all know, like Irin, I am a nameless person.

The title of the book... I really can't take it.

In 2011, there were titles like "Potian", "Emperor", "God", and "Magic".

Looking back... Dumbfounded, stunned.

What is this all about?

Hmm... Could it be a trend?

Then...there was the book "I really don't want to be a natural disaster".

It is a book title that looks like a small white book, but in fact it is not the same thing.

Forgive me... I really wouldn't take the current title.

As we all know, this book is a hell of a start, and some readers say that this book has no promotion... Indeed, it has only been promoted on two classified pages... Then, and then... no more.

It's time to hit shelves now.

But I didn't say anything, and I don't want to cut it, just write.

When I mentioned it to my wife the other day, she saw it in her eyes. I said that I was really envious of my real name. The silver was cute and the whole server was announced... She asked me if this was useful, and I said I wasn't sure... Maybe there is?

After chatting about the cost, she said... I'll give it to you!At most half a month's salary.

right!You read that right! !

In the end, it was my forehead!

Ehhhhh...but that doesn't matter!

Long live my wife! (sincere face)

So I have met you.

That is, "you" who are reading this testimonial.

Before Niangniang, the silver cutie, fell down, I hardly had any living readers.

Of course there are very few.

What made us meet?

Fate?Past and present?Or is it Bruce Wayne's kind of banknote ability?

No.

This is love—(Broken sound!)

Cough, in short, gradually, the number of readers increased, so I have "you".

Seems a little hypocritical?

But in fact, this is indeed my truest thought.

What is the most fearful thing for an author who really writes books with heart?

Not subscribed?No favorites?No ticket?

Of course, these must also be afraid.

But in fact, the most fearful thing is... a single machine.

lonely.

lonely.

And... cold.

The cool air conditioner is blowing on my back, but there is no reader group complaining, no cute girl fans caring...cough.

I began to be the same as before, being able to have someone listen to my brain hole, read my words, and capture my youth in the words.

In fact, many of the above words have been brewing in my mind for more than a month, since the book was opened, because I knew that such a day would come.

But writing and writing, thousands of words, it seems that some do not know what to write.

In short, about the "feeling", that's about it.

……

Now let's talk about this book.

Talk about ranting first.

Some people may find that some routines are a bit old...

But it's not really old-fashioned.

But I'm really old!

I haven't read many novels in the past few years, but I remember reading the last few books... The Tinder God's "Hell Apartment", the Fat Dragon God's "Terrorist Radio", and Aunt Lizhi's "Zombie Girlfriend", oh right, There is also "Thriller Paradise" by the three scumbags.As for the Douluo Doupo God's Tomb, it was earlier, so there is no need to say more. ,

Whisper: If I say here that I grew up reading their books, will I be beaten to death?

In short, you think the old routine...that's because...I may not have seen it (maybe I forgot?), and I don't know if the routine is old or not.

Regarding the protagonist's follow-up to the murder, I originally wanted to write a dark perfect crime.

After all, as we all know, the best way to hide a corpse is in a mountain of corpses.

If you kill someone, you can't find out.

But... people are writing, God is watching.

Writing like this... will be cool (404 Madness Warning).

Perfect crime cannot be preached.

Can't Conan always find the murderer next door?

no doubt.

So, there is this treatment.

This book is actually two lines, the real world and the inner world, which can be regarded as a variant of infinite flow.

I think only this way of writing can carry my brain holes.

I believe that when many people read the copy of Guiwu Mountain, they will also find that there are many reversals and foreshadowings.

But I buried 45 foreshadowings, 23 kinds of reversals! (You might think I'm bullshitting, but you have no proof!)

I am destined to not be able to write Xiaobai Shuangwen.

So, I decided to use another way to give you a refreshing feeling.

Find a clue.

Sometimes it's just a sentence, a look, a tone, an action.

It's like the first sentence in One Piece: I hide all the wealth in the world there, you go find it! One ass!

Well, probably so, foreshadowing, you go to find it!

(I say seriously, you take it seriously~)

It seems that I just wrote more than 2000 words... Let's talk a few more words, it's almost 4 o'clock, it's time to go to bed.

In short, this book is not a tragedy!

I am just a person who silently writes books, silently digs holes, silently fills holes, silently tells stories, and silently develops brain holes.

Books are pure.

If you think there is a place to drive, it must be that your driving skills are too skilled, surpassing the kindergarten, and soaring to Qiu Ming Mountain... It has nothing to do with the author's bacteria. (disclaimer)

……

Next up: focus! (Knock on the blackboard, students!)

[-]. The theme of the book: I just want to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival and seeking the origin. (You can look back after seeing it later, and maybe you can understand this sentence.)

Second, there are many characters about this book.There are some you like and some you don't like.Very normal.This is not Xiaobaiwen, not every woman who appears is hanging on the protagonist's five legs.For now, the first woman in this book is Ling Yiyi.Second woman: Molly.

The other female characters appearing, at present, are not the dishes of the male protagonist.

This is a world, not a world that revolves exclusively around the protagonist. Don't think that a female character is meant to be prepared for the protagonist. I really can't write this. Countless characters can form a complete world.

Third, it's still about people.What I want to describe more is a change.

A change in everyone's personality after many things.

Just to mention a few chestnuts: Do you think Gu Sinan is very annoying... But if one day, she becomes a domineering police flower in front of people, and the scene of a charming little daughter-in-law in the back, will it be very interesting?

Or, isn't it interesting that Molly, a research genius with high IQ and low EQ, will one day put on battle armor, step on the blade, and pierce a strange scene with one foot? (hamster armor?)

Or, Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement and retirement every day, after going through everything, has no choice but to transform into a green-skinned upper body, will it be very interesting when the berserker roaring "Waaaaah" charges into battle?