LGHTNOVELBOOK Chapter 133 Isn't it Easy to Want to Be Licked?_3
Think about it, how much money have you fucking spent on her over the past two years? Just the amount I know about is over a hundred thousand! You're just a screw-turner in a factory, a stinking laborer. Do you really think you're some rich second-generation heir, huh?!
When you were throwing money after money at that trash, did you ever think about your parents? They're in their fifties or sixties, still bending over to plant rice in the fields. Have you ever spent a hundred thousand on them, you idiot!
If you were really dating her, I wouldn't say anything. Is she your girlfriend? Don't believe me, ask her, Wang Lulu. Has she ever thought about being with you? Even a fool can see what's going on, only a dumbass like you is fooling yourself!"
As an internet-famous store...
The Dian Du De dim sum restaurant is always crowded...
Suddenly, this scene made everyone look over, and many had started opening Douyin to record other people's wonderful lives...
The series of accusations left Li Haibin stunned in place...
Song Hua wasn't satisfied yet and continued, "Can't even lie to yourself anymore, can you? A simp like you just fucking deserves to be scammed!"
Gu Heng couldn't help but mentally give Song Hua a thumbs-up for his relentless output...
This damage was off the charts...
Li Haibin glanced at Song Hua, then ignoring the glares of everyone, turned to Wang Lulu and hesitated before saying, "Lulu, would you like to be with me?"
Gu Heng: "???"
Song Hua: "???"
Isn't this shift in tone a bit too quick?
One second he's being berated, the next he's confessing his love?
Not only were Gu Heng and Song Hua baffled, but even Wang Lulu was stunned. After glancing at Gu Heng and Song Hua, she seemed to figure something out and the corners of her mouth twisted into that mocking smile.
"I was wondering why Song Hua dared to cuss at you. Turns out it was all for my sake,
Li Haibin, being a loser suits you, really. If you wanted to be with me, you'd have been better off spending some money on a more romantic confession ceremony. I might have considered it then. But this? What, are you and a couple of your loser buddies trying to emotionally blackmail me?
I still stand by what I said before: transfer 100,000 yuan to me and I'll be with you right away, transfer 680,000 yuan for a dowry, and I'll marry you on the spot!
If you transfer 100,000 yuan to me now and break off relations with these two low-life childhood friends of yours, then I'll be with you. Do you dare?"
It wasn't just Gu Heng and Song Hua this time...
Even the other customers in the teahouse were shocked to the core after hearing Wang Lulu's words...
Some hothead couldn't help but ridicule, "What, is her pussy lined with diamonds?" setting off a burst of laughter...
Listening to the unabashed mockery around her, Wang Lulu's face turned red. She didn't retort and just stared at Li Haibin's face.
"The money I've spent on you these past two years should add up to 100,000, right..."
Hearing Li Haibin's timid voice, Wang Lulu disdainfully said, "What? You think you can pay in installments?"
"What if I can't come up with the 100,000?"
"Then you can forget about being with me for the rest of your life!"
Hearing Wang Lulu's resolute tone, Li Haibin instantly seemed to lose his soul and fell silent...
"So what you're saying is that it's only for the money that you'd be with me?"
"What else? Do you think I care about your rural hukou, or that I want to be with someone whose lifetime of turning screws can't even buy a house in Yangcheng City? You don't think I'm a naive seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, do you? That just because you're nice to me, I should be with you? There are plenty of people who are nice to me, Wang Lulu. Who the hell do you think you are?"
Watching Wang Lulu's mouth fire away like a machine gun, Gu Heng pulled Song Hua closer and whispered, "Has she always been like this to Haibin?"
"Yeah, why else would I call him a dumbass?"
Hearing Song Hua's response, Gu Heng looked back at Li Haibin and shook his head helplessly...
Someone like Li Haibin was indeed quite an explosive presence even in the simp community...
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Other simps at least get coddled occasionally, and maybe throw them a bone now and then so they don't get too exhausted from simping...
But Li Haibin? The woman didn't even consider him a backup. It was either beating or scolding, and yet he was eager to lap it up...
Just as Gu Heng didn't know what to say, Li Haibin finally spoke up, "Fine, then consider this my way of saying sorry for bothering you all this time. I hope you find happiness without me."
With that, he started walking out of the shop, dragging Gu Heng with him...
Gu Heng really wanted to pretend he didn't know Li Haibin, but had no choice but to follow him out...
Cringe!
So cringeworthy!
This dude can't possibly think he played it cool just now, can he?
And this "I hope you find happiness"...
What kind of damn emo kid line is that...
As Li Haibin walked away, Wang Lulu still had that look of disdain, not a bit worried...
She knew Li Haibin's type too well. As long as he couldn't find someone prettier than her, he'd still come running like a dog when called and sent away with a flick. But would someone prettier ever give him a second glance?
Impossible!
Women have woken up!
Even she didn't think much of Li Haibin, so would those prettier than her go blind?
So, after a few days of softening her attitude a bit, Li Haibin would still come crawling back to her. The only regret was that her plans for the trip to Shenzhen were probably screwed...
When Li Haibin comes crawling back. She'd make sure to collect the interest from this time...
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[Dian Du De], as an internet-famous shop, gets lots of customers every day...
Gu Heng's Bugatti Divo was parked on the side of the road, already surrounded by many young men and women taking photos...
If Gu Heng had seen this scene earlier, he might have shown off a bit, but with Li Haibin's heartbroken expression next to him, he wasn't in the mood...