Chapter 4: One-Sided Alliance
(AN: Sorry for taking forever to post but again college and also I've been wanting to make another fanfic but I'm not sure and ya know when you have so many ideas but don't know which to do and for now I'll focus on this fanfic.)
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Its been a couple weeks since Vox had acclimated to his new life and of course has indulged himself with nice stuff like fancy food and other material things and business was great but something felt like it was missing.
Even though he had everything he could want due to his immense wealth. It didn't make him satisfied and looking at Velvette or more specifically her ample ass..... became like an addiction for him to watch her struggle to change into different types of outfits whenever she changes and he of course did the same thing with her models since they had nice bodies as well.
He briefly wondered why some people both male and female had unrealistic bottom heavy bodies that you would need plastic surgery for in order to obtain but he quickly surmised that he ultimately didn't care about that. And that all he wanted right now was just to watch Velvette sway her hips all day and just jerk off all day but regrettably that just would not happen today.
Since today is the day after extermination day, so timeline wise he knew this was during the pilot since Angel at least according to Valentina wasn't still living in that crappy apartment with the slimy landlord that took sex over money when Angel couldn't cough up the rent... Most of the time.
Ahem anyways everything was awesome..... well it would if he didn't have to keep his charade up with Valentina since one minute she was nice and wanted to get back together with him and Well ya know fuck, but he was also very hesitant to do anything with her since if she was anything like her male counterpart, she'd be a brat or child and her body wasn't anything special, sure her body was curvacous but she was a twig compared to Velvette bottom heavy ass which really made him consider taking drastic measures them against both.
And that's when a light bulb went off in his head with a wicked idea, a truly awful, wonderful idea
Vox smirked with malice "Oh yes they'll both pay"
Valentina for being such a brat and Velvette for being such a tease.
Why shouldn't he, he was basically the reason they were even Overlords in the first place.
But, first he needed a plan to deal with them if they got out of line. Call him paranoid but he has a feeling that the Vee's loyalties were as fragile as a glass house. He wished he could find somebody he could trust in hell that could relate to his situation but alas it seemed that he was on his own.
But, maybe he could get Sir Pentious on his side if he treated him with a little respect and who wouldn't do that towards a guy who had the balls to charge towards the first man with a flying ship ready to fire a death ray, sure it was slow and probably wouldn't work but he was still an inventor and he could probably create something to make Valentina more curvaceous (especially her rear.)
That's when he had another stroke of genius which was impressive considering his thoughts nowa days were plagued with...inappropriate thoughts. He would just teleport right on in and offer Pentious a job like in canon since he could potentially be of use to him.
With that "plan" in mind he just decided to get it over with since he was super busy being a CEO/Overlord and his "Friends" could start to get suspicious of his long absence, better to do it now then later since it was early in the morning.
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Sometime Later
Pentious was working on his new combat-oriented machine whilst reviewing the footage from his drone that had returned to him. Judging by Cherri's quick recovery however, It seems like sinners can be affected by the common cold even if for a while. That was good since he could just freeze Cherri Bomb again in order to put her out of commission for a while but he couldn't help but sigh at his new position in life or .....afterlife.
All he wanted was to go back to his normal life where all he had to worry about was college and his family he missed them a lot, sure he could have screamed and cried about his situation but it wouldn't change anything and did the only thing he could do was move forward.
At least he still had a computer to use to watch YouTube or VoxTube as it's called in hell. Sheesh how egotistical does one guy have to be to take over the media like that. Although it's not the same it still does the same purpose for distraction of his current reality but that does raise a new question for him, would he go to the hotel for redemption to possibly become an angel and let the story play out the same or would he rise to the infamous status as Overlord.
All he knew for certain is that if he redeemed himself and went to heaven, The angels would most definitely be against his redemption, particularly Lute and Sera who would no doubt try to "cleanse" him or whatever hypocritical nonsense they wanted to spew and he wasn't going to be forgiving to those who tries to threaten his life.
His thoughts were interpreted as sparks of light scatter across his workshop, In an instant, the sparks turned into a tall figure of blue electricity. The figure is soon to be revealed as Vox who materialized his towering frame in his Airship's workshop radiating an air of smug superiority and confusion started to take over in his mind.
"Teleporting like that is the only way to travel" Vox muttered under his breath as his eyes looked around Pentious's workshop as fear started to rise in Pentious as he thought he had more time to develop his machine before confronting one of the Vee's.
"What in blazes are you doing here, Vox?" Pentious said while trying to put on a brave facade but he knew his chances of coming outta this unharmed was slim to none if Vox decided to kill him.
Vox was confused as it seemed that Pentious was scared of him but that couldn't be right since Pentious from what he could remember desperately wanted to be recognized as part of the Vee's. Perhaps in hindsight he probably should've accounted that maybe that this Pentious wasn't as attention seeking as his canon counterpart.
"I'm here to offer you a proposition" Vox proposed in hopes of getting Pentious on his side "I need you to create something to help fill out a girls curves.... I mean make her ass so massive that the fabric of whatever she's wearing threaten to tear open when she bends over or hell even whens shes trying to put them on, I wanna be able to bury my face in it."
Vox made exaggerated squeezing motions with his hands.
"it's gotta jiggle too, ya know? Like when she bounces around, her ass wobbles and shakes. Makes me wanna slap it and grab handfuls of that fat. The fatter the better until it looks like two beach balls stuck together. That's the kind of junk in the trunk I want from her"
Pentious wanted to hold his tounge, he really did but the words just came out like vomit. "You have no sssense of shame do you?, you pervert."
The reptilian gentlemen kept spewing out words at the TV demon and he couldn't stop "If you want your girl's... Deriere to be bigger why not get plastic surgery or something" He said offhandedly.
Pentious didn't want to use his newfound intellect to create a growth ray for that purpose, he wanted to create robots and ray guns from his previous life, sure a growth ray was on his list of priorities alongside the De-Hydration gun from Megamind but he wasn't going to create a growth ray for such a purpose.
Vox was momentarily stunned at the sheer audacity of Pentious and again his respect for him rose more, but what Pentious said about plastic surgery really rubbed him the wrong way. It was probably since he's been surrounded by girls with big asses since he became Vox he couldn't imagine them being fake it couldn't be true, Hell from he could gather from his new memories Velvette wouldn't hire anyone plastic or fake and only wanted authentic figures in her clothes.
Vox was getting upset and that wasn't good for anyone especially for other resident of this workshop but something distracted him from electrocuting Pentious into a fried crisp, it was the footage from Pentious's drone that showcased Cherri changing clothes with her curvaceous figure being accentuated by the snug fabric of her pajama pants until those were being taken off to reveal her plump but toned ass cheeks, adorned with a light sprinkling of freckles, that looked ready to burst free from the confines of her red panties.
Vox started to chuckle at the footage "Well aren't you just a hypocrite hmmm Pentious?"
Pentious had no excuse but it wasn't like he was attracted to Cherri anymore, he just needed to spy on her, so he could get a better idea of what he was up against I.E locating her territories and maybe wherever she stores her explosives.
"Pshhh that's just research in order to gain information on where she stores her blasted explosives devices-" He started to state until he was interrupted by Vox and Pentious could see that he was being ignored by Vox while he seemed to have been distracted by Cherri changing outta her pajamas
"Well doesn't her body just produces them?" Vox said while using his control over technology to move the drone further until it was inside while operating under the assumption that it was silent and whilst trying to get a better view of Cherri's body, unfortunately it wasn't as simple as that since immediately Cherri turned around and punched the drone so hard that it flew to the other building shattering it into pieces
Pentious cringed at that since he built it by hand, well it's no problem since he could make another, oh well another reason to utterly destroy that tomboy. Now annoyed since he hoped to spy on Carmilla killing the angel during the extermination since that couldn't happen anymore since he didn't have time to build another drone since he was testing his new baking skills but what Vox just said made him remember something from the wiki, something about Cherri being able to summon bombs or something.
That bought up the question of how Vox knew that since he was sure that emotional unstable man-child didn't care about anybody aside from the Vee's then again he hadn't remember Vox being this perverted, perhaps a product of this being a different universe from the show made this Vox more interested in Cherri due to her figure, that was horrible since he wouldn't be able to destroy her and teach her lesson after all he had to get her back for spitting on his face.
"Nevermind that, why are you here?" Something didn't sit right with Pentious since Vox didn't "recruit" Pentious as a spy until the second episode and it was barely the pilot, he guessed since how much time has passed wasn't specified in Hazbin Hotel and why would it if the characters were essentially immortal aside from holy weapons.
"Aside from what I said, I'd also like to offer you a job at Voxtech" Vox said while emitting the sound of people cheering, meanwhile Pentious was freaking out on the inside since he didn't want this job offer at all since he didn't want to go work in a company since those were the worst types of jobs or so he assumed anyways.
"Let me get this straight, you want me to make a growth ray to make some girl's rears bigger ... and give me a Job?" Pentious wanted Vox to clarify since that sounded ridiculous to him.
"No nothing like that, I want it to grow by eating" Vox answered without a hint of shame and Pentious would've gained a headache from the sheer idiocy since to him, it would make more sense to use a growth ray on a women's rear if he was speaking logically but it didn't bother him since that request seemed strangely familiar.
"Really?....."
"Yes" Vox said while sticking out his hand for a handshake but Pentious wasn't as foolish as his original counterpoint and something felt off about Vox but he couldn't put his finger on it.
To Hell with it, there wouldn't be any deals made here since Pentious refused to let himself be this.... this.... this... FOOL'S PUPPET!!!
He had plans..... It was all he had since he had no family here....
But maybe this encounter was a blessing in disguise and could be used to his advantage.... only time will tell and he had plenty of that down here in hell.
"I must say while that sssssounds tempting to work with an Overlord such as yourself, Im afraid I must decline since I wish to peruse my own projects" Pentious said while hoping that Vox wouldn't blow up on him for "daring to defy him" or something equally as ridiculous as that.
It was quite the shock (no pun intended) when Vox showed no signs of anger, at least on the outside.
All Vox did was chuckle a bit and pull out his business card and gave it to Pentious.
"Sure but if and when you change your mind about my job offer here's my card" He gave the card to Pentious as he left in a spark of electricity and left.
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After waiting for what felt like an eternity for Vox to blow up his ship or something as an act of petty revenge but nothing happened.
He gave the card a quick glance before putting it in one of his drawers. He decided to put a pin on helping Vox's mystery woman's ass grow by eating to a later date since Vox didn't give him a due date and he did need to work on his combat machine in order to take over Cherri's territory.
This machine would give him the edge he needed to finally put her in her place. Hell he might give her to Vox as a gift or something.
Pentious couldn't help but laugh at the situation he was placed in, so much so that his eggbois had started to worry for their boss.