Fantasy: Empress Wife, Cute Kids Cause Havoc in Jiuzhou

Roar!

The two-headed Fire Boar King was furious as it spat out two fireballs again.

Chu Chen's hands danced nimbly with the skewer, capturing both fireballs within it, the flames roaring and the hot breath spreading out.

"Excellent, excellent, bring on some more,"

Chu Chen, holding the skewer, said with a face full of anticipation.

Roar!

The two-headed Fire Boar King roared in grief and frustration, its two huge pig heads drooping and slamming heavily onto the ground, motionless, just panting heavily, obviously exasperated.

Chu Chen glanced at it and a hint of scorn appeared in his large, round eyes beneath the dragon-shaped mask, "Big pig, you can't even handle this? Only three fireballs and you're already this tired? Dad was right about you being physically weak. You need more exercise."

The four pig eyes of the two-headed Fire Boar King rolled back, and it fainted on the spot.

"Big pig?"

Chu Chen patted one of the pig heads and, seeing no response, sighed and muttered, "Well, it's a bit less than I'd hoped for, but it'll have to do."

Then, he set down the skewer, formed a hand seal to enlarge it, and took a Fire Burning Stick from the Sumeru Ring. He fiddled with a small fire-containing box, allowing the Magma Fire to flow evenly throughout the entire box.

"Could this skewer also be a treasure?"

The square-faced youth and the archer exchanged looks, each seeing a hint of shock in the other's eyes.

This was the flame spat by the two-headed Fire Boar King, carrying a whiff of Law, something even a common Sixth Rank Magic Artifact would struggle to withstand.

Yet this skewer could easily bear the Magma Fire spat by the two-headed Fire Boar King. Could it have reached the Seventh Rank of the Holy Artifact?

A skewer used for barbecuing turning into a Holy Artifact?

How bored and bizarre must their father be?

Creating a Holy Artifact, even for a Holy Level Artifact Refiner, requires a lot of time, energy, and resources.

To have such capability and not craft an artifact that enhances combat effectiveness, but instead make a barbecue skewer?

That's utterly absurd.

Poor them, as accompany youths of the Cangzhou Young Master, they couldn't even dream of owning a Holy Artifact.

And yet these two rowdy kids even had a Holy Artifact as a barbecue skewer.

In this moment, they deeply understood that being born into the right circumstances is truly what mattered.

"Brother, this pig head is ready, let's start cooking,"

Chu Xin came over holding a huge pig head, said with a face full of anticipation.

"Alright, sister,"

Chu Chen took the large pig head and skillfully managed it on the skewer.

Chu Xin then turned back towards the two-headed Fire Boar King, ready to chop off another head for processing.

"Sister, collect some more pig blood,"

Chu Chen took out a large basin from the Sumeru Ring and tossed it over.

"Sure!"

Chu Xin caught the basin and walked cheerfully to the front of the two-headed Fire Boar King, stretched out her pale little hand, and gently touched one of the large pig heads, saying soothingly, "Big pig, bear with it a bit, it'll stop hurting soon."

After she spoke, a long fang appeared in her hand, and with a squelch, it pierced into the neck of that pig head.

Red, heat-filled fresh blood, gushed out following the fang, flowing into the ready basin.

Roar!

The previously stunned two-headed Fire Boar King let out a painful roar, its two massive pig heads thrashing wildly.

"Don't move, I'm just collecting some blood, I'll chop off this head of yours shortly and then you won't feel any pain, be good,"

Chu Xin's pale hand firmly pressed down on the bleeding pig head, her formidable strength burst forth, firmly preventing the pig head from moving at all.

The violent struggle of the other head, however, made the blood flow even faster.

The twin-headed Fire Boar King opened its mouth, preparing to spew flames to kill the little demon.

"Stop it!"

With a wave of her other hand, Chu Xin slapped a Talisman onto one of the pig heads of the Fire Boar King. A chain emerged and wrapped around its mouth.

The Fireball, ready to burst out, exploded inside its mouth with a muffled bang, sending streams of red air shooting out of its nostrils.

Woo woo!

The twin-headed Fire Boar King let out a wailing sound.

"Good boy, don't move."

Chu Xin patted the Fire Boar King's pig head, focusing on collecting the pig blood.

"This kid is too terrifying."

The square-faced youth and the bow-holding youth murmured quietly.

Hearing this, Chu Xin turned her head to glance at them. They instinctively covered their necks, fearing the kid might jab them and draw blood.

Chu Xin rolled her eyes dramatically and muttered, "Daddy says we can't eat human-shaped beings. I'm not even interested in you guys."

Relieved by her words, the square-faced youth and the bow-holding youth thought, At least your dad has some conscience.

Neither of them doubted that without their dad's reminders, these wild kids might genuinely have killed a couple of human-shaped beings to taste.

"Alright, that's about enough."

Chu Xin looked at the large basin full of pig blood and nodded in satisfaction.

Then, with a flick of her hand, a streak of Sword Qi flashed by, cleanly chopping off the bled-out pig head.

Woo woo!

The twin-headed Fire Boar King wailed in anguish, but the chopped-off head quickly grew back.

"Perfect!"

Chu Xin patted the pig head, brought the pig blood over to Chu Chen, and then went to handle the pig head.

Chu Chen then sprinkled some specially prepared ingredients into the pig blood, letting it quickly set before placing it into the large pot that had been ready from earlier.

That pot also contained some pig bones he had collected, which had been simmering for a while.

"Put this piece of pig grass in as well."

After adding the ingredients, Chu Chen remembered the swine-shaped grass he had picked in that pig den and took it out to cook together in the pot.

"Is that, Fire Boar Grass?"

The square-faced youth and the bow-holding youth, who were thoroughly enjoying the scene and getting intoxicated by the aroma, suddenly shook and looked shocked.

They had already learned from Long Shaoyu that the Fire Boar Grass had disappeared, and suddenly seeing Chu Chen taking out a piece startled them.

The bow-holding youth nudged Long Shaoyu and asked softly, "Young Master, is that Fire Boar Grass he threw into the pot?"

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The disheartened Long Shaoyu snapped back to reality and hurriedly inquired.

The square-faced youth pointed cautiously at the pot and said, "It seems to be in that pot."

"In the pot?"

Long Shaoyu rushed over and peering into the pot saw the Fire Boar Grass, now softened from boiling, exclaimed emotionally, "You, you're cooking soup with Fire Boar Grass?"

"This pig grass is called Fire Boar Grass?"

Chu Chen suddenly realized and said cheerily, "It contains strong energy fluctuations, perfect for making delicious soup. Big brother, you must be craving some too, right? I'll give you an extra two bowls later."

Craving?

I fucking want to kill someone.

Long Shaoyu's lips trembled, pointing at Chu Chen and then at the Fire Boar Grass in the pot. Clenching his fists tightly, he stomped his feet and screamed to the sky, "This is a sin!"