Becoming a life winner from infancy

Chapter 361: No one understands the joy of boys more than I do!



Hearing such a query from Emperor Youyou, Fan Yuan suddenly felt as if thunder had struck, and he knelt down in front of himself with a thud, clutching Fang You's legs.

"I'm sorry, big brother! Big brother, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have gone around publicizing our relationship!"

Because Fan Yuan spoke too loudly and implied too much, the people around couldn't help but glance at Fang You, whispering to each other, and began to have some doubts about Emperor Youyou's sexual orientation.

Fang You frowned slightly and slightly lifted his foot to step away from Fan Yuan, who was clinging to him and wouldn't let go, "Act normal."

"Yes, big brother!"

Fan Yuan stood up immediately, dusted himself off, and then answered:

"But I haven't been particularly publicizing it recently, I've always treated you as my big brother."

"But I seem to have heard that you also told outsiders... that I really like the type of girls who are big sisters?"

Upon hearing this, Fan Yuan suddenly felt sweaty:

"Ah, that thing..."

[Fan Yuan thought of the intimate stories between you and the big sister he had shared with everyone before; now he feels very anxious, emotional energy +50]

To regain Teacher Tao Zi's favor, Fan Yuan used to often serve Fang You tea and massage him in kindergarten, but because Luo Xianyu and Xia Nuo had significant reservations about him hurting Youyou (referring to mocking Fang You's 'gossip'),

thereafter, Fang You didn't allow him to continue serving him. During elementary school, they were just acquaintances with a fairly good relationship; Fan Yuan would greet Fang You actively, and Fang You would respond politely.

Of course, this level of familiarity wasn't enough for everyone to recognize him as a younger brother, so to prove his uniqueness, Fan Yuan naturally had to showcase his interactions with his big brother as evidence.

Since the topic was about interactions, it inevitably included mentions of Teacher Tao Zi and Coach Meng Qing.

Whether it was Teacher Tao Zi's clapping or Coach Meng Qing's private lessons, both were envied by their peers.

But I haven't just started saying this recently... I should have been bragging about it everywhere...

At this moment, Fan Yuan suddenly felt a killing intent from his right side, and he noticed Luo Xianyu leaning by the window, staring intently over here.

Ah, so it was the young miss who mentioned it!

Luo Xianyu, although cute in appearance, well-off, and academically strong, is a typical class beauty but doesn't talk much and has a reserved personality, hardly having any friends in class and rarely interacting with others.

The boys in the class didn't dare to approach her, and the girls felt she looked down on them, so they didn't really like Luo Xianyu, making her presence in the class not very significant. Fan Yuan had never considered that Luo Xianyu might talk to Fang You about his bragging.

Fan Yuan originally thought that the young miss didn't care about what these boys said.

"So, did you do it?"

"Did, did it…"

After struggling for a while, Fan Yuan admitted his actions to Fang You: "I told everyone about the heroic deeds you did since kindergarten, but I definitely didn't exaggerate!"

"Do you say that because you think it makes you appear very close to me?"

Fang You said indifferently, "And then, relying on this relationship, to make yourself popular or to attract the liking of girls."

"Absolutely not!"

"Even though I publicize everywhere that you are my big brother, I have never abused any privileges, absolutely not misbehaving or exploiting your fame!"

"And big brother, you know me, I absolutely have no interest in girls my age, absolutely, absolutely!"

Fan Yuan sounded very agitated as he mentioned this, as if his beliefs were being insulted.

Of course, Fang You, with the talent "Mind Catcher," could perceive that Fan Yuan's loyalty was beyond question, and his words showed no signs of guilt, so they were absolutely true.

"Since you had no intention of scheming for benefits, why do it."

Fang You said, "Acknowledging me as your big brother, I haven't protected you either."

"This answer is undoubted!"

Fan Yuan said earnestly, "Because my big brother is the most amazing person in the world, and has been my role model since I was a child!"

[Because Fan Yuan thinks you are very lucky with women, able to interact closely with various big sisters since childhood, he admires you greatly, now feeling somewhat guilty, emotional energy +100]

...

"Alright, the reason I brought this up today is that I hope you won't talk about my matters everywhere from now on," Fang You said. "It would make things difficult for me."

"Understood, big brother!"

Fan Yuan immediately saluted Fang You and then remembered a serious issue:

"Ah, does this mean I shouldn't call you big brother anymore? If it causes you trouble... what would be better to call you?"

"That doesn't really matter."

Fan Yuan immediately showed a look of ecstasy, "Understood! Big brother!"

Fan Yuan realized that his relationship with Fang You had reached a new level. According to Fan Yuan's big brother equation, not refusing equals approval!

Emperor Youyou had many adoring older sisters within and outside the school, but I might be the only male junior... ah no, male friend!

Fan Yuan suddenly felt that he was a bit closer to becoming a great elementary schooler. If he could cling tightly to Fang You's leg, he would surely become a great adult in the future.

Big Brother usually spends his precious time on progressing and accompanying his wife, and wouldn't idle around chatting with me. This matter clearly had a reason behind it.

Fan Yuan, being a quick thinker, felt this was a good opportunity to get closer to Fang You.

"Big brother, you seemed not to mind this before," said Fan Yuan curiously, rubbing his hands. "Is it possibly the wife or the miss that had some opinions about this? If there's any way I can be of use, I'd gladly help you! Through fire or water, even unto death—"

Fang You interrupted Fan Yuan, "Don't pry into things that don't concern you."

Fan Yuan immediately saluted, "Understood, big brother!"

The matter with Yu had actually passed, but Fang You was just using this topic to lead into the real purpose of his visit:

"I see you're quite popular with the boys in class, always surrounded by a bunch of them. What do you all talk about?"

"Hmm... would you like the honest truth?" Fan Yuan double-checked.

"Of course."

"Actually, we often discuss the prettiest big sister streamers on the net!"

Fan Yuan seemed very proud, "Because of my vast experience, everyone actively seeks my advice! I mean, if big brother is also interested in this, I can recommend and endorse a variety of beautiful big sisters for you..."

Indeed, Fan Yuan's popularity followed the first law of a humanoid succubus—

Similar interests make friends.

But this path was not exactly virtuous. Stay tuned with My Virtual Library Empire

"Apart from this, don't you guys ever talk about more normal topics? Like what games are popular among the boys these days?"

Fang You said, "I've been prepping for exams at Zhendan Academy recently and am curious about this. It seems like 'Palu GO' isn't played much anymore."

The once globally popular 'Palu GO,' after six years of operations, was now in the last phase of its version life. What many were excited about now was 'Palu ultra,' a brain-computer interface game set for its first beta test at the end of the year.

But, requiring high-end brain-computer interface equipment, this game wasn't justifiable for a few thousand bucks or for an ordinary elementary school student in Mei City to experience. It was merely exciting talk that couldn't be truly partaken in.

Upon hearing Fang You's confusion, Fan Yuan immediately perked up:

"Hehe... asking me about this, big brother, you've come to the right person! I have an excellent grasp of what our school boys like!"

Fan Yuan said, beginning to gesture with his hands, mimicking playing an accordion, "Nobody understands boys' joy better than I do! If big brother is interested, I'll gladly lead you to truly experience it!"

"Hmm, why not give it a try?"

Fang You nodded.

As perhaps the most "ordinary" elementary student in Mei City, Fan Yuan's mind was filled each day not with thoughts about learning but about elder sisters and games!

This opportunity to experience boys' fun with big brother was undoubtedly a unique chance in his life.

To become a great elementary student, a great adult, and even a great figure, one must tightly cling to big brother's fragrant, tender leg!


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