LGHTNOVELBOOK Chapter 73: Run Away with a Bucket
Over the following period, Wu Bin, as usual, underwent various examinations in the hospital.
At first, it was only the old professors who came in, but gradually, many other doctors arrived; later, even interns showed up.
Wu Bin even felt like he had become a national treasure, a giant panda.
Especially when those young students heard that he could fill more than twenty urinals, they all looked at him with admiration.
"Does our hospital have so many respiratory medicine doctors?"
Wu Bin was very puzzled.
Yin Yourong picked up a soup spoon, scooped some porridge, blew on it, and brought it to Wu Bin's mouth.
Wu Bin, with one hand behind his head, opened his mouth, enjoying Yin Yourong's feeding service.
There was no helping it.
He had mentioned more than once that he could eat on his own.
But a group of nurses insisted on having Wu Bin live a life where clothes come to the hand and food to the mouth.
Wu Bin always felt that these nurses were competing with the doctors.
They definitely didn't understand medical research and such, but in serving patients, they surely had to play a leading role, right?
So they also treated Wu Bin as their key service experiment subject.
Even a nutritionist came by, pondering all day long about customizing a diet for Wu Bin and then observing whether Wu Bin's various indicators were impacted by his tailored menu.
Hearing Wu Bin ask this, Yin Yourong explained with a smile:
"Doctors all have a lineage, like Professor Zeng who has many students, even if they are not in our hospital, they are still Professor Zeng's students."
"And Professor Zeng's students also have students, those are the interns, essentially Professor Zeng's grandstudents."
"Now that Professor Zeng has a chance to come in contact with a special case like you, Wu Bin, he naturally thinks of bringing his disciples and granddisciples to see, other professors think the same way."
With Yin Yourong's explanation, Wu Bin suddenly realized.
No wonder the number of doctors who came to see him had been increasing; turns out they were bringing along whole generations of their disciplines.
Wu Bin stretched languidly.
"No, I can't just keep lying around like this, I haven't properly attended a class since the semester started."
"I need to go back to school."
As he spoke, Wu Bin started pulling his clothes out from the bedside table.
Yin Yourong still wanted to help Wu Bin get dressed, but Wu Bin refused her help.
"Could you let the dean know that I'm being discharged?"
"Of course, Wu Bin."
Yin Yourong tidied up the bowls and chopsticks, then turned and walked out of the hospital room.
With Wu Bin's special status, just mentioning it was enough for his discharge without having to go through any procedures.
Sitting in the TV station's van, Wu Bin felt somewhat nervous all the way.
Leaving the protective confines of the hospital meant he could be poisoned at any moment.
He just hoped that the upcoming poison would be as swift as Shang Lu's, and not torture him!
Taking advantage of the ride back to school, Wu Bin opened the Life Coin Store, checking the skills refreshed this time.
Still two skills, just as unreliable, which elevated Wu Bin's blood pressure.
[Iron Chain Connection: Activate this skill to share your current physical state with up to thirty targets, exchange price: 100 Life Coins]
[Continuous Celebrations: Activate this skill to immediately obtain an additional two diseases, exchange price: 150 Life Coins]
Wu Bin: …
Wu Bin had thought [Blood Splatter All Around] was already outrageous enough
but it turned out the system was getting even better at messing around!
What the hell was this [Iron Chain Connection]?
You're playing card games now, aren't you!
Wu Bin felt a bit of a headache.
Neither of these skills could alleviate his pain or significantly increase his fame.
This time the system gave me two useless skills!
"Forget it, I'm not thinking about it anymore, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
Fifteen minutes later, the car stopped at the teaching building.
As soon as Wu Bin walked in, the students, who had been chatting and laughing, suddenly changed their expressions and dodged to the side as if avoiding a plague.
Wu Bin scratched his head, feeling somewhat helpless.
It seemed like his reputation in the agricultural university was notorious indeed.
It's all Xu Wenyao's fault!
Just as Wu Bin was thinking this, the voices of Xue Gui and Liang Ren came from far away.
"Brother Wu, you got out of the hospital so soon?"
Wu Bin looked up and saw the two brothers holding books and walking out of the classroom.
"Why just the two of you, where's Old Song?"
Xue Gui responded, "Didn't you get hospitalized after nearly drowning last time? The dorm leader went crazy, went back to the dorm and started packing to go home."
Wu Bin sneered inwardly.
Song Bing was afraid that I would come looking for him to settle scores, so he wanted to run away first.
"So he went back home?"
Xue Gui shook his head.
"He was carrying a big suitcase, looking flustered as he left the male dormitory, and was immediately spotted by our school's security guard."
"The security guard originally wanted to ask what was in the suitcase, but the dorm leader started running and was pinned down right then and there."
Liang Ren added from the side:
"Because the dorm leader was in such a rush, he accidentally broke his leg and is now lying in the second hospital."
Wu Bin was baffled.
Old Song is ruthless!
Worried about my revenge, he would rather be hospitalized?
Xue Gui and Liang Ren weren't fools, and they also picked up on something from Song Bing's action.
The two advised, "Brother Wu, the dorm leader didn't mean to do it before, he has always been a hardcore fan of yours."
"Yeah, he even tattooed your name on his tank top, saying it would give him the courage to be invincible in battle."
"He didn't expect to offend you by accident."
Wu Bin: ...
"Are you sure he tattooed my name, not Zhu Chunjuan's?"
Both were clueless, not knowing who Zhu Chunjuan was.
Wu Bin patted their shoulders and said, "Don't worry, am I such a petty person?"
"I'm actually quite easy-going. Even if someone offends me by accident, I won't physically attack them."
Xue Gui nodded.
"You indeed don't physically attack people, you just get others to do it for you."
"That guy Geng Hao who kicked you last time is still locked up in the police station, and I heard that the principal is preparing materials to sue him."
"And the head coach of the school swimming team, Ding Xin, was arrested that day, and looks like he'll be spending the next few New Year's Eve dinners in custody."
Liang Ren glanced at Wu Bin.
"Brother Wu, now you see why the dorm leader wanted to flee? Your influence is really terrifying."
"He'd rather break a leg than end up in jail!"
Wu Bin scratched his face, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"I'll be more careful next time, try to protect myself better, as well as all of you."
Just as Wu Bin finished speaking, Xu Wenyao's voice came from afar.
"Wu Bin, you're back so soon?"
"Perfect, there's something I'd like to discuss with you."