LGHTNOVELBOOK Chapter 69: Hospital Crisis
Having a treatment that works too well is not a good thing.
For instance, if the effect of adrenaline is amplified a thousand times, you would be poisoned.
But fortunately, the system adjusts according to the physical limits of Wu Bin, keeping his treatment effects delicately balanced.
This delicate balance allows your illness to heal quickly without causing other issues due to excessive treatment efficacy, and still manages to torment you thoroughly!
Wu Bin felt deeply.
Although the system is not talkative,
it is indeed a nasty piece of work!
Time ticked by second by second.
Wu Bin stood in the corner, urinating for a full three minutes, until his legs became numb!
Already, there were more than a dozen filled urinals by his side, each carefully handled by the medical staff, marked with the exact time of collection and serial numbers.
Looking at those fully loaded urinals, every man present couldn't help but feel envious and jealous, while every woman turned red with embarrassment.
Even a married female nurse, while collecting the urinals, couldn't help but sneak a peek.
If it weren't for my good defense, little Wu would have been exposed!
"Wu Bin, do you need another urinal?"
By now, Wu Bin was somewhat drained and even felt a stinging sensation.
He felt that if things continued this way, he might have to be transferred to urology.
"It should be ending soon, give me another empty urinal."
Yin Yourong quickly handed over an empty urinal.
Wu Bin accidentally touched Yin Yourong's hand.
Yin Yourong's body shivered, and her face turned as red as a monkey's butt.
"Sorry, I can't turn around right now."
Yin Yourong, with her face still red, shook her head, handed over the urinal, and quickly stepped back, but as she watched Wu Bin leaning against the wall in a stooped pose, she couldn't help but find him incredibly attractive!
"Everyone, pay attention, he's changing urinals."
Professor Zeng reminded everyone, and all the senior professors adjusted their glasses in unison, their gazes intense.
Wu Bin felt as if he were on pins and needles.
Damn it.
It's bad enough that you're watching, but do you have to announce such an embarrassing thing?
Wu Bin took a deep breath and, with the speed of lightning, seized control of his fate!
After Wu Bin switched the urinals, Professor Zeng glanced at the stopwatch.
"This time it only took five seconds, getting more proficient."
Wu Bin: …
As Wu Bin expelled all the fluid in his body, his pulmonary edema and water poisoning were naturally cured.
With the nurse's assistance, Wu Bin lay back down on the hospital bed, and then a group of elderly professors hooked him up to monitoring equipment and gave him a thorough physical examination.
After confirming that Wu Bin had fully recovered, the professors finally allowed the nurse to wheel Wu Bin out and transfer him to a general ward.
At that moment, He Bi stood in the corner, his mind buzzing.
So, he's cured just like that?
No surgery, no medication, just watched him urinate for a few minutes, and then he's cured?
Do all domestic college students have such strong constitutions now?
Pulmonary edema, water poisoning, no less!
Seeing the expression on He Bi's face, Professor Zeng knew what he was thinking.
Professor Zeng patted his shoulder and said,
"Young man, you still lack experience. You should learn more from little Wu in the future."
He Bi: ???
Learn from a patient?
What the heck!
Do they really think he's a medical instructor or what!
…
Wu Bin was wheeled out of the emergency room, and people immediately surrounded him.
Li Guotai was just about to ask about the situation when Wu Bin jumped right off the gurney, startling everyone.
He Bingbing was extremely shocked.
"Wu Bin, you're all better?"
"Yeah, I'm good."
Wu Bin said, "Drowning? It's no big deal; treating it isn't troublesome."
Wu Bin's statement was, admittedly, somewhat pompous.
"You were swollen like a Snorlax when you were pushed in just now."
"And now you're telling me it's no big deal, huh?"
Beside them, Li Guotai also nodded.
"Compared to other ailments, drowning is indeed somewhat easier to treat."
"As long as the patient is conscious when brought in, and their heart and brain haven't been severely damaged, generally, there are no lingering effects once the excess water is expelled from the body."
"However, Wu Bin, I suggest you be admitted for observation for a day to ensure everything is alright before you return to school."
Wu Bin obviously knew that Li Guotai wanted to obtain more of his bodily data.
But thinking of how Li had been good to him, Wu Bin simply nodded, giving him that respect.
After all, staying in the hospital meant being cared for and even getting three square meals a day—blissful.
Since this hospital visit didn't involve any surgery, the medical data of any value was actually quite limited.
After sending away several waves of visitors, Wu Bin had the nurse hang a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door, preparing to get some good sleep.
Fair is fair.
Drowning is genuinely awful.
Just recalling the sensation now gave Wu Bin goosebumps all over, and his body uncontrollably shivered.
Back in the swimming pool, there were several times he nearly couldn't hold on.
By the end, Wu Bin barely had any willpower left, relying solely on his renown points to help him clutch at life.
Wu Bin couldn't help but take a few deep breaths, appreciating the joy of being alive.
Just then, the door to his room was pushed open.
Three figures in white lab coats and masks walked in.
Wu Bin frowned.
"Sorry, you three, but I'm looking to rest. Could you come back later for the examination?"
Wu Bin thought these three were hospital doctors, but one of them said with a smile:
"It's been a while, Wu Bin."
The man then took off his mask.
Wu Bin saw him and immediately widened his eyes.
"Bai Tianyi! What are you doing here!"
Bai Tianyi sneered. "I've dedicated all I have to medicine, and now, discovering an anomaly like you, why wouldn't I be here?"
Wu Bin was startled and subconsciously opened his mouth to shout.
A burly man rushed up with a towel, quickly gagging Wu Bin.
Another burly man pulled out some duct tape, binding Wu Bin's hands and feet.
With a crazed look in his eyes, Bai Tianyi said:
"Don't worry, Wu Bin, with your special physique, I'll make good use of it."
"I've seen your files. So far, you've undergone heart attacks, poisoning, cerebral infarction, severe disabilities, and several other major diseases, right?"
"Let me guess, are you Immortal?"
Wu Bin's pupils contracted, and he was immensely terrified.
From Wu Bin's reaction, Bai Tianyi got the answer he was seeking.
"No wonder the people from The Ninth Research Institute are after you. It figures."
Bai Tianyi then put his mask back on and signaled to the two burly men.
"Put a hat and mask on him, get him on a wheelchair, let's go."
The three men were clearly well-prepared.
Wu Bin's anxiety peaked at this moment.
He couldn't let them take him away!
He didn't want to be dissected!
No way, he had to save himself!
An idea suddenly flashed in Wu Bin's mind!
Ding.
[Gale Breath ability activated]
[Absorbing the surrounding oxygen]
Just as Bai Tianyi was about to open the door, he felt a sudden choke, experiencing an inexplicable suffocation.
Before he could react, he and the other two men felt a sharp pain in their chests!