Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 60: What are you all afraid of!



Following Li Guotai in a dedicated car, three hours later Wu Bin returned to the Agricultural University.

As soon as Wu Bin got off the car, he was taken aback by the spectacle at the Agricultural University.

"What's going on, has the Agricultural University been transformed into a prison?"

The security equipment at the entrance of the Agricultural University had been completely renovated.

Not only did all security personnel have helmets, stun guns, and stab-resistant vests, but they were also organized into squads of five, each with a specific role!

Some were responsible for handling riot forks, some shields, some batons, and others pepper spray and giving commands.

This setup inexplicably reminded people of the Qi Family Army.

Impressive!

Wu Bin walked towards the entrance, and a security uncle immediately came out from the security room.

"Isn't this Wu Bin? I didn't expect you to return to campus so soon, welcome, welcome."

Wu Bin was stunned, clearly not expecting that even the security at the Agricultural University would recognize him.

"Uncle, who are you?"

The security uncle slapped his forehead.

"Look at me, I forgot to introduce myself."

"I'm Ma Baoguo, Security No. 9119, head of the security department at the Agricultural University."

"Our security office organizes to watch your live broadcast every day, and I even send you a little fresh flower every day."

No wonder all those security uncles were smiling at him.

Turns out they all knew him.

But this Uncle Ma was really something, a free flower every day, not wanting to spend a penny on himself, right?

"Thank you for the support, Uncle Ma. I'd like to return to my dorm now, you see..."

"No problem at all."

Ma Baoguo grandly waved his hand: "Let him through!"

The turnstile immediately opened, and the two guards with shields stepped aside, one to the left and one to the right.

Such a presence, such a ceremony!

Just missing a "Welcome home, master!"

"Wu Bin, if you encounter any issues on campus, feel free to look for me! One call, and I'll be there!"

Wu Bin nodded, indicating he understood.

Watching Wu Bin and his group's retreating figures.

The deputy team leader, Jiang Lin, looked puzzled.

"Team leader Ma, do we really need to be so enthusiastic with him? After all, he's just a student."

Ma Baoguo glared at Jiang Lin.

"You don't know anything! Now, Wu Bin is the treasure of our school. If anything were to happen to him, even the president would be held accountable, let alone you and me!"

"Be more observant from now on, and be polite to Wu Bin. Definitely don't provoke him."

"Otherwise, you can't bear the consequences."

Jiang Lin verbally acknowledged, but he wasn't convinced internally.

A retired reconnaissance soldier afraid of provoking a kid who's barely grown any hair? What a joke.

...

With the filming crew, he returned to the men's dormitory.

Along the way, Wu Bin noticed that the campus atmosphere at the Agricultural University had changed!

In the past, walking along the path, you could always see couples holding hands, flaunting their affection.

Some even overdid it, starting to touch and nibble on each other right on the benches in Scholar's Park, truly eye-watering.

Several times, Wu Bin wanted to rush over and urge them to get a room outside.

It's not expensive; why save money when it causes such damage to singles?

Now, you barely see couples holding hands anymore.

The hundred-meter-long walkway, males on the left, females on the right, clearly divided.

Showy, so showy!

"I've only been gone a few days, and the Agricultural University has undergone such a radical change."

"It seems Xu Wenyao has got some tricks up his sleeve."

Wu Bin exclaimed in admiration as he walked to the entrance of the male dormitory.

A student, dressed only in shorts and preparing to wash his hair, saw Wu Bin, paused, then, throwing his basin into the air, screamed and ran back to his room.

"Wu Bin is back! Wu Bin is back!"

In an instant, the men's dormitory was filled with a sense of alarm.

All dorm room doors shut simultaneously, and the noisy dormitory building went silent, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

What was once a crowded, noisy corridor was now devoid of people.

Wu Bin: ...

"Really, is that necessary?"

"I'm not a bandit!"

"What are you afraid of?"

Wu Bin walked forward two steps and suddenly saw a slogan pasted on the wall.

[No Loud Noises!]

This slogan was quite normal.

But next to this slogan, there was another, newer and larger one.

[No Making Loud Noises at Wu Bin!]

Wu Bin: ...

Needless to say, that must have been another one of Xu Wenyao's pranks!

Alright, alright, you just want to make sure I gather enough enemies, right!

With mixed feelings, Wu Bin returned to the dormitory.

All three roommates were there.

"Sons, daddy's back!"

The three of them showed delight and quickly came forward clapping their hands in welcome.

But why were they just opening their mouths without speaking?

Song Bing was excited to give Wu Bin a hug, then suddenly he seemed to remember something.

He stopped his actions and changed to a more enthusiastic clapping, his mouth moving as if saying something, but Wu Bin couldn't hear a sound.

Wu Bin got angry.

"Did you leave your vocal cords at home?"

"Make some noise!"

This time, his three roommates finally made a sound.

"Abba abba, Alibaba."

Wu Bin: ???

What's going on?

I've been away on a trip for five days, and Xu has made you all mute?

Wu Bin scoffed, "You're playing tricks on me, huh? Want to bet I'll faint right here for you all to see?"

As soon as Wu Bin said this, all three roommates turned pale and waved their hands repeatedly.

"No, Wu Dad, please don't faint, we'd lose our graduation qualifications if you do!"

"Yeah, Wu Bro, it's not that we don't want to talk to you, there's a rule at school!"

Xue Gui pointed behind Wu Bin.

Wu Bin turned around and his face darkened even more.

There was a whole wall of slogans concerning Wu Bin in their dormitory!

[Please be gentle with the fragile Wu Bin, be more tolerant and less angry]

[When Wu Bin makes a mistake, think of your graduate qualifications]

[Please don't hug Wu Bin, he might shatter for you]

[Fighting? Listen, the sound of a renowned blade breaking, the sound of your future being ruined]

These slogans cracked Wu Bin up.

"These are school rules? You're trying to scare me!"

Song Bing scratched his face, somewhat embarrassedly saying, "These were tailored according to school rules just for our dorm."

"How about that, pretty playful, right?"

Playful my foot!

I think you're the playful one!

Wu Bin rubbed his temples, feeling this couldn't go on.

Now everyone in school treated him like a fearsome animal.

How could he continue his four years at university this way?

At this rate, let alone a girlfriend, he wouldn't even be able to find a boyfriend!

"Old Song, Old Xue, Old Liang, don't worry, I'm not as fragile as you think."

"Besides, even if something happens to me in the dorm, it'll be my own problem, and all these fans in the live stream room can vouch for that!"

Upon hearing Wu Bin say this, the three immediately felt relieved, and their voices became much louder.

Song Bing even had tears twinkling in his eyes.

"Wu Bro, with your words, we feel assured now."

"You were gone for half a month, and the disciplinary office trained us in first aid for half a month."

"Half a month! Do you have any idea how we got through it!"

Wu Bin patted Song Bing's shoulder, moved.

Nope, he had to have a good talk with that old Xu Wenyao!


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