Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 58: Go, Give Them a Close-up



Looking at Wang Gang sitting across from him, Wu Bin went silent.

"You're called Wang Gang?"

Wang Gang nodded her head.

"What kind of girl is named that? What were your parents thinking?"

Wang Gang spoke up, "That's my name; got a problem with it?"

Hearing her husky voice, one might have thought a middle-aged man was sitting across and speaking to her.

Wu Bin quickly shook his head.

"No problem, it makes perfect sense."

Actually, Wang Gang wasn't bad-looking, even somewhat delicate after a while.

But with her sturdy build and deep husky voice, the name Wang Gang did seem quite fitting.

Ding.

"Congratulations host, you have successfully cured a disease and earned 200 life coins."

"A new disease is ready for you, please choose."

Damn!

Can't you let me catch my breath!

Although he was dissatisfied, Wu Bin knew the system had time restrictions, so he patiently began checking the options.

Since he had already completed the major bleeding, this option was refreshed and changed to poisoning.

Seeing this option, Wu Bin was suddenly confused.

Hadn't he already been poisoned before? Why another poisoning?

Soon, Wu Bin figured it out.

Poisoning, like the other two options, was a major branch.

Under this major branch, there were many sub-branches.

For instance, last time he was poisoned by Shang Lu, and after the effects of "Rebirth from Cocoon", he gained enhanced liver detoxification capacity and immunity to Shang Lu toxins.

But this didn't mean he was invulnerable to all poisons.

Thinking about this, Wu Bin gasped in shock.

Good lord.

If he followed this logic.

Just the poisoning option alone could keep him busy for a year!

After all, the world has so many toxins, he couldn't experience them all in one day!

He couldn't choose poisoning.

Last time he was lucky and just had a Shang Lu and bam, so he didn't feel much.

If it were some slow-acting poison, that would be really troublesome.

Wu Bin thought it over and chose suffocation.

The burning option sounded painful.

Suffocation seemed better.

Ding.

"The host has made a choice."

"Next disease: Suffocation."

"Warning: Suffocation is a continuous condition. If you cannot escape from this continuous condition, the host will repeatedly die and keep losing reputation points."

Hey, what the hell!

You're playing this game with me again!

Why didn't you say this before I chose?

Remembering the major hemorrhage when he lost a thousand reputation points per second, Wu Bin got a bit panicked.

His reputation points were only over seven thousand now; he couldn't last that long.

And his life coins were almost gone.

Including the two hundred just given, he only had three hundred left.

Should he buy another Nano Rescue?

No, no, Nano Rescue, if it came ten minutes later, he would be dead already.

Wu Bin anxiously opened up the store panel and started to check out what items he could buy.

"Gale Breath: After using this skill, complete oxygen recharge in 10 seconds, enhancing lung capacity by ten thousand times, usable twice a day, exchange price: 200 life coins."

"Blissful Explosion: After using the skill, specify three targets, simultaneous alveolar explosion, exchange price: 100 life coins."

Wu Bin: ? ? ?

Seeing the two skills refreshed by the system, Wu Bin was full of question marks.

"Gale Breath" seemed okay, at least it could solve his suffocation problem.

"Blissful Explosion" was what kind of hellish skill!

A suicide truck from Red Alert?

Specifically to perish together with the enemy, right?

Wu Bin sighed helplessly.

Better exchange for "Gale Breath" first, at least it looked more practical.

Ding.

[Congratulations Host, purchase successful]

[Thank you for your purchase, we look forward to your next visit]

With an active skill by his side, Wu Bin felt much safer.

Thinking of drawing my blood?

Do you think I'm that easy to mess with?

Just as Wu Bin was thinking about how to escape from there, the door to the ICU opened.

One of the people saw Wu Bin tied to the bed and immediately became furious.

"Bai Tianyi, do you know what you're doing? He's just a regular student, why did you tie him up!"

As soon as he heard this familiar voice, Wu Bin was extremely excited.

"Director Li, is that you?"

"Come save me, they're going to slice me up!"

Li Guotai said to the nurses, "What are you standing around for? Hurry up and release him!"

"We can't let him go!"

Bai Tianyi said sternly, "Director Li, Wu Bin's condition is very special, and his illness is not completely cured yet, so he needs to stay in the hospital for observation."

"We tied him up for his own safety, I hope you can understand."

"I understand my ass!"

Li Guotai was as fiery as ever, direct and outspoken whenever he encountered something he disapproved of.

"Bai Tianyi, don't think I don't know what you're up to. I'm aware that Wu Bin's situation is special, but I must take him with me today, and you can't stop me."

"This is an order from The Ninth Institute."

Bai Tianyi still wanted to say something.

But as soon as he heard Li Guotai mention The Ninth Institute, he immediately shut up.

The other doctors and nurses were puzzled.

What is The Ninth Institute, a medical authority?

They had never heard of it.

"What should we do, Director?"

The assistant looked to Bai Tianyi, waiting for his instruction.

Bai Tianyi said indifferently, "Release him, go through the discharge procedures. If anything happens, Director Li will bear full responsibility."

"Yes."

The nurses untied him, and Wu Bin immediately got off the bed and ran to Li Guotai's side.

"Hahaha, Director Li, you're reliable as always!"

Seeing Wu Bin so lively, Li Guotai was both amused and bewildered.

"Kid, do you know how scared I was watching the live stream?"

"Are you sure your health is completely fine now?"

Wu Bin pouted.

The system had alerted him that his illness was cured, how could there still be a problem.

"Don't worry, I'm fine now."

"Let's get out of here. I can't stand another minute in this miserable hospital."

After a round-about, Wu Bin realized that not every director was as approachable as Li Guotai.

At the end of the day, he had underestimated the attraction his inherently unique body had to medical workers.

As soon as the two walked out of the ICU, He Bingbing came over with a camera crew.

"Wu Bin, are you alright?"

Everyone was very surprised.

Wu Bin's healing capabilities were incredibly strong!

Facing the camera, Wu Bin said very aggrieved, "Am I alright? Of course, I'm not!"

"I've been mistreated inhumanely in this hospital!"

As soon as Wu Bin said this, Bai Tianyi and a group of doctors and nurses behind him all turned pale.

What the hell!

This kid is stirring up trouble as soon as he comes out!

Wu Bin, with heartache and indignation, pointed at Bai Tianyi and said,

"It was them! They tied me to the bed, wouldn't let me go to the toilet, didn't give me water to drink, and even wanted to draw my blood!"

"They are simply bloodsucking demons, a scourge of the medical community!"

"I want to file a complaint against them, I want to sue them!"

"Camera guy, go, give them a close-up, don't miss anyone!"

Under Wu Bin's direction, the photographer actually went and gave each of them a close-up.

Bai Tianyi's face was ashen, and he was shaking with anger.

Wu Bin felt very satisfied inside.

I have three hundred thousand fans in my live stream room; you dare to tie me up?

What audacity!


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