LGHTNOVELBOOK Chapter 55 Nano Rescue, Kid!
"Wu Bin, buddy, this is no time for jokes," said Hu Ping.
"Just sit tight, I'm going to call for another ambulance right away."
Hu Ping knew that Wu Bin was always optimistic.
But now you're bleeding out, and you're still optimistic, that's a bit reckless.
Wu Bin felt bitter inside.
You don't let me have duck blood, fine, but you won't even let me have a little fun?
Are you trying to kill me?
With that thought in mind, Wu Bin said to the two nurses taking care of him:
"Nurse sisters, please stand back a bit, I feel like something's about to squirt out, I really can't hold it in."
"It would be bad if I ended up dirtying you when it comes out."
What salacious talk!
What do you mean something's about to squirt out, explain yourself!
The two nurses were pure and innocent.
Hearing Wu Bin say this, their eyes immediately welled up with tears.
Such kind-hearted children, still worried about their own blood dirtying others even at this time.
The two nurse sisters comforted him, "Don't worry, Wu Bin, we are professionals, we won't mind."
"Yes, you can't be left alone now, even if you spray it on us, we won't give up on treating you."
The two nurses felt like angels in white at that moment.
But Wu Bin was frantic.
No, the way you're standing on either side of me, you're cramping my style!
What if my special effects don't come out looking good?
Watching his popularity points slip away, Wu Bin knew he couldn't wait any longer.
Better to go out in a blaze of glory than just sit here waiting to die!
Wu Bin looked into the camera with determination in his eyes.
Ding.
[Congratulations to the host, purchase successful.]
Ding.
[Blood Splatter All Around effect has been activated]
As the system notification sounded, blood started to spurt from multiple spots on Wu Bin's body, spraying out in fine pillars in all directions,
What's more insane is that the force of the blood varied, making it look like it was dancing to a certain rhythm, truly devilish!
Viewers in the live broadcast were dumbfounded.
"A human fountain?"
"Second boss, is that you, second boss?"
"Holy shit, can blood even flow like that? That's too artistic!"
"Elegant, so very elegant!"
"Guys, why does this way of spraying blood look familiar, why does it remind me of the water truck in our town?"
Viewers were shocked by the scene in front of them.
And the two nurses who had insisted on not leaving, were taken by surprise and splattered in the face.
On their faces, necks, chests, were Wu Bin's blood, creating an oddly beautiful scene.
Hu Ping stood by, dumbstruck.
What the hell... Why is your bloodshed so full of personality?
He Bingbing asked in a daze:
"Doctor Hu, can blood really spray out like that?"
With trembling hands, Hu Ping pushed up his black-rimmed glasses and said:
"If it's an arterial injury, human blood can indeed spray up to 2-3 meters high."
"Wu Bin's blood spouts are only a few dozen centimeters high, which is theoretically plausible."
"But so many bleeding points and rhythmical spurting like this, this... might be considered another medical miracle."
"Most importantly, judging by the amount of blood loss, it's unlikely that Wu Bin will last until the ambulance arrives."
Hu Ping was actually being quite conservative with his words.
If it were a normal person, they would have fainted by now.
This human fountain spectacle was most shocking for Cao Jie and his family.
Cao Jie dropped to his knees with a thud, his face full of regret.
"Bro, you're my own brother, don't do this!"
"I've finally made something of myself, you can't die on me!"
Nice going.
What was just an ordinary brawl,
Your human fountain has made it way too dramatic!
Won't I be immediately taken away and shot on the spot?
Liao Sha also hurriedly knelt down and paid homage to Wu Bin with three bows and nine kowtows, making it look like she was offering prayers to a Bodhisattva in a temple to those who didn't know any better.
The one who was most shocked was the kid brother.
Having relied on his newbie protection period to act high and mighty for so many years, this was the first time he encountered someone as ruthless as Wu Bin.
All I did was poke you a little with a toothpick, right?
And you just perform a massive blood eruption in front of me?
The kid brother, who had never seen such a bloodbath before, was scared silly, staring blankly at Wu Bin while his lips quivered uncontrollably.
[Regret from Cao Jie, reputation points +3000]
[Horror from Liao Sha, reputation points +3000]
[Fear from Cao Ying, reputation points +6000]
Wow, kid brother's emotions are all over the place!
Wu Bin looked at the kid brother Cao Ying and flashed him a brilliant smile.
Thud.
Cao Ying was so frightened that his legs gave out, and he collapsed on the ground, even wetting his pants.
Wu Bin felt incredibly satisfied inside!
Let me give you something even more exciting!
Ding.
[Colorful Splendor effect activated]
Splat!
The blood that sprayed out of Wu Bin's body instantly turned green.
Kid brother Cao Ying, startled, jerked violently, frothed at the mouth, and fainted.
Hu Ping, standing to the side, let out a sharp scream.
"Holy shit! Green blood!"
Everyone looked at Wu Bin as if he were a monster.
"Has my brother Wu mutated?"
"Alien, my brother Wu really is an alien!"
No sooner had the netizens commented than Wu Bin's blood changed to purple, and then to yellow.
Everyone: ...
A human fountain isn't enough for you, you've got to play with a colorful fountain too!
Cao Jie and his wife were so terrified that they rolled their eyes and fell to the ground, starting to convulse.
The production crew was also quite frightened.
All they could think was:
Does modern medicine no longer exist?
He Bingbing's voice trembled as she asked:
"Doctor Hu, is Wu Bin's current condition normal?"
Hu Ping was also dumbfounded.
"Normal, but not normal."
"What do you mean?" He Bingbing asked.
Hu Ping explained:
"Human blood isn't just one blackish-red color."
"Green blood could indicate that the patient has iron deficiency anemia and may need to take medications like ferrous succinate and iron sorbitol under a doctor's guidance."
"Yellow or purple blood may be due to diseases like anemia or leukemia."
"So to have these colors is normal."
"But they shouldn't fucking come together! The probability of that is extremely low!"
Hearing Hu Ping's explanation, everyone fell silent.
So my brother Wu isn't an alien, just someone with a more complex illness and a lower probability.
But when it comes to rare chances, have they not happened to my brother Wu before?
You tell me if there's a probability!
Whether it's 0.01% or 100%, what's the difference?
Thanks to his two flashy skills, Wu Bin harvested a wave of reputation points.
But even so, he still felt like he couldn't hold on much longer, and his consciousness began to blur.
It looks like I'm done for this time.
Just as Wu Bin felt drowsy and wanted to close his eyes,
a rope descended from the heavens and landed in front of him.
A fully-armed man wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and a bulletproof vest rappelled down to him along the rope.
"Hang in there, kid, don't fall asleep!"
"Nano Rescue boy!"