Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Wu Bin lay on the hospital bed, surrounded by various medical devices, and couldn't help feeling a bit nervous.

"Dean Lu, it's just a fracture. Is all this really necessary?"

"Just a fracture?"

Lu Changshi was almost amused to anger by Wu Bin.

"That was a fracture? Your bones were crushed to dust!"

"We are now going to perform a full-body examination on you. Don't worry, it won't cause you any pain or harm."

Wu Bin wanted to say something, but Lu Changshi promptly silenced him with an oxygen mask.

He had never encountered anything so preposterous in his life.

When people were brought in, there was nothing he could do but leave it to fate.

After Wu Bin had died, he declared him dead, only for Wu Bin to climb out of the freezer by himself.

Who could withstand such a continuous slap in the face?

His lifetime of reputation was about to be destroyed by the likes of Wu Bin as he neared retirement!

Why 'the likes of"?

Wasn't it because of his innate guinea pig holy body, making him 'the likes of' indeed?

"Dean, the examination report is out."

The assistant handed the report to Lu Changshi.

The more Lu Changshi read, the more his hands trembled.

"This... are you sure the scan wasn't wrong?"

"Are these even human bone metrics?"

The report showed that Wu Bin's bones had completely healed.

Not only had they healed, they had become stronger!

A glance at the door of the freezer could testify to that!

What shocked Lu Changshi even more was that Wu Bin's bone density had become denser than before, yet lighter and stronger!

In other words, the skeleton inside Wu Bin was evolving in the spirit of the Olympics—thicker, lighter, stronger!

This is insane!

So, he had evolved from being smashed to smithereens?

Had modern medicine ceased to exist?

Lu Changshi finally understood why Li Guotai was so anxious about Wu Bin.

In the eyes of medical professionals, Wu Bin was like an inexhaustible treasure trove at this time.

It might be a bit brittle, but it just wouldn't die!

What is the ultimate challenge in medicine?

Isn't it death?

If we could just figure out Wu Bin, wouldn't that mean everyone could evolve into a fragile shark like Wu Bin?

Thinking this, Lu Changshi looked at Wu Bin with fervent eyes, the glow nearly blinding Wu Bin, who hardly dared meet his gaze.

"Splendid, marvelous, absolutely marvelous!"

Wu Bin: ...

It's only a disease, and you're bringing out your mother tongue, aren't you?

The assistant had also never seen such outrageous data.

Given the current bone strength of Wu Bin, let alone letting someone kick him.

Even if a truck were to hit him, it would be the truck that would break.

"Dean, what should we do now?"

"Save these data well; all of us here must aim to publish a paper by the end of the month."

The assistant looked troubled.

"But isn't this data too outrageous? I doubt anyone will believe it."

Lu Changshi glared at him.

"The person is lying right here; who dares say our data are outrageous?"

"Those who don't believe can come and see for themselves. We welcome any investigation and evidence gathering!"

"Anyway, I'm determined to publish this paper, and not even the Heavenly King can stop me!"

Lu Changshi said with a smile, "Wu Bin, don't be nervous. For research purposes, we need to extract some of your cell fluid and bone marrow, which might hurt a bit. Just cooperate with us a little."

Jesus!

Can't suppress it anymore, huh?

You really plan to slice me up for study!

Wu Bin was about to resist when Li Guotai walked in.

"Old Lu, what are you doing, does a checkup really need to take this long?"

Lu Changshi excitedly handed the medical report to Li Guotai.

"Old Li, look at this, the data is so freaking insane!"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd even suspect the machine was faulty!"

"I suspect there's something inside Wu Bin's body that can accelerate bone healing at a very high speed, so I'm planning to draw some of his bone marrow for further research."

Li Guotai immediately refused upon hearing this.

"No way, you're drawing bone marrow not to treat him but for your research, you have no right to do that."

Lu Changshi became frantic, scratching his head.

"My research is meant to save more people!"

"Think about it, every year so many people in our country suffer from fractures. If we can master this rapid healing technology, one second someone has a fracture, the next it's healed, isn't that great?"

Li Guotai shook his head.

"We are doctors, we can't do such unconscionable things just for scientific research."

"I can understand your feelings, but you have to consider Wu Bin's feelings as well."

"Although we often say he's born with a lab rat's holy body, you can't really treat him like a lab rat."

Lying on the hospital bed, Wu Bin was moved to tears upon hearing this.

It still has to be Li Guotai, morally upright!

Lu Changshi fell silent, seemingly chastened by his conscience.

"Old Li, you're right, I was about to make a mistake, and it's good that you reminded me in time."

"But it's just so hard for me to think such a treasure is right in front of me and yet I can't touch it, sigh."

Li Guotai smiled and shook his head.

"Looks like you still don't understand what I'm saying."

"Hm?" Lu Changshi looked puzzled.

"Doesn't your hospital allocate research funds every year? If you're going to draw Wu Bin's bone marrow, you should at least give him some compensation, right?"

"Ah?"

Lu Changshi was stunned.

"Would that work?"

Li Guotai smiled and said, "Why not just ask him directly?"

Lu Changshi walked up to Wu Bin, lifted his oxygen mask.

"Wu Bin, I'd like to draw some of your bone marrow and will give you fifty thousand as compensation, how does that sound?"

"No way!"

Wu Bin refused decisively.

"Do you know how important bone marrow is to me? You bunch of butchers! Profiteers!"

Li Guotai made another offer on the side.

"How about one hundred thousand?"

Wu Bin scoffed, "You think I will succumb to money? I am master of money, not its slave!"

"Two hundred thousand."

Wu Bin's expression changed, and he immediately put on a smile.

"Old Li, you really know people."

"Come on, then, are you drawing it from my back? I'm ready, let's start."

Lu Changshi: ...

Drawing bone marrow is actually a very routine checkup in hospitals.

Drawing a small amount has no impact on the human body.

However, since Lu Changshi needed it for experimental research, it was necessary to ask for Wu Bin's consent.

After two hundred thousand was deposited, Wu Bin cooperated without any resistance.

When He Bingbing walked in for an interview with a cameraman, Wu Bin even took the initiative to say:

"I can recover this time thanks to Director Lu's superb medical skills, a true healer's spirit."

"Also, in order to help more patients like me with fractures, I voluntarily suggested to Director Lu that he draw some of my bone marrow for scientific research."

Moved to tears, He Bingbing's tears flowed like small pearls.

Wu Bin waved his hand, heroically saying:

"Don't cry, what I've done is no big deal, after all, I am also a proud student of Agricultural University!"

Xu Wenyao was the first to applaud.

This kid is quick on the uptake!